Just a simple yet chaotic au where you are best friends with these 8 oh so very normal boys:)
Enjoy~
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●Scenario 1:
"Hey guys! Remember that one time when Jeonginnie pushed the door open...when it said pull?"
Jisung who was trying to hold back his laughter- to which he failed miserably, brought up the memory none of us could forget. As in, it's embedded into our minds.
The others boys laughed at the thought while I on the other hand was cackling like some crazy mortal at the hilarious moment of Jeongin as I basically threw myself onto him as I cackled- hitting him playfully.
"Yahhhh didn't I tell you guys to forget about that! That was one of the most embarassing things I have done in my whole entire life"
"Not as embarassing as the time where we went to this restaurant & you BROKE THE DOOR HANDLE until the staffs had to rush & see what happened!!!"
Hyunjin cried as he clapped his hands like a seal- teasing his precious fox who obviously grunted & hid his face in his hands.
We continued on reminiscing about the stupid & funniest things we did, joked around until,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Min-ah, are you okay?"
Chan asked worriedly as he tapped Lee Know's knee to grab his attention. All of us were also confused yet worried about our resident cat dad. That is until he said something utterly ridiculous...geez louis🙄😑
"Oh I'm fine"
"Than why did you screamed?"
Wait for it....
"Oh! I just wanted to! HA HA!"
This is our resident cat dad,4D personality, tsundere mom of the group guys😀✌ Anyways to say that we didn't end up busting a lung or gain some abs around the stomach was an understatement. To which Changbin decided to comment on that.
"OH WOW GUYS! MY TUMMY IS HARD! I GAINED ABS!!!"
Happily, he poked his lil tummy feeling & confirming the firmness of his "abs". Seungmin decided to be the most savage puppy out there,
"Hyung, it's just your Dwaekki features that makes you think that you gained abs heheh"
Oh no he didn't~ Wait...OH HE DIDDDD LET'S GO MINNIEMIN>:D
"What does my precious Dwaekki have to do with-"
Andddddd he caught onto the joke. He'll start screaming in 3...2 *starts to put on noise cancellation headphones*...1
"YAH KIM SEUNGMIN! HOW DARE YOU- jrRiolbE COME BACK HERE YOU NAUGHTY PUP!"
Seungmin happily laughed in his nasally tone & sprinted around the living room like his life depended on it. All 7 of us started laughing at the 2- who basically ended up cuddling on the couch with Changbin acting as the big spoon,
*Me: Even though he short & tiny-
Changbin: YAH I AM STILL TALLER THAN YOU! YOU POTATO WAFFLE THING!
Me: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CLAN>:0 EHEM moving on!*
"Hey guysssss,"
"Yes Lixie?"
Chan replied.
"Where's uh...Innie & Hyunjin? Y/N is looking mighty sus right now too-"
"HM WHAT? ME? SUS? HA no-"
"Y/N...you're literally giving that creepy Jeff the killer iconic smile...come on spill tHa teAaaa mOrTaL"
"...NAHHHHHHHH~ Anywho WouLd yOu LooK aT thE tiME! I'm rUnNing aWfulLy lAte foR wOrk so i bEsT be on mY waY nOW oop-"
I decided to run away from this predicament that I stand in & well, yeet myself into the nearest bush after agGreSsIveLy opening the front door of my house- do not question just...go with the flow alright?
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Scenario 2:
"Good boy~"
Chan cooed as he patted Jisungie's head after Jisung had brought home food without causing trouble at the place.
Minho, who had accompanied the boy just in case things went into utter chaos, agreed & patted Jisung's gluteous maximus. Making the younger screech.
I on the other hand was silently spectating this from the laundry room. Grinning & taking a video of the scene in front of me.
"I am not a good boy! Who's a good boy? Definitely not me:)"
Jisung started as our resident parents- Chan & Minho looked at Jisung confusingly- me included. What is he trying to say?
"I'm not a dog. Hence why i am not a good boy. Why? Oh cause I am a homosapient that is born on a rock in outer space that our species calls the Earth. This Earth has large bodies of liquids called the Ocean and large bodies of lands called Continents and in this Continents, have countries which seperates our species into groups that we call races."
At this point, unknowingly, all of us had graviated towards the kitchen from the living room after hearing Jisung rap out his information. We were now utterly confused and tried to process whatever information Jisung had just rapped out from his mouth. We all stood there for a good solid 20 minutes to disect and understand what he was trying to say. Obviously Changbin and Seungmin has caught on to it first as they laughed at the facial expressions we had.
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I wrote this at 1am shut up i was just writing watever dat came into mind i'm not sleep deprived-
Anways...uhhhh haibai😀✌
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Rastgele[Discontinued until further notice] Just a bunch of random one shots of Skz~ Be it a Reader x member, Skz member x Skz member or just Skz as ur best friends or brother(s) You can also give some requests if you'd like~