Red vs blue (Female OC) season 14

Get bent

Vic: So, remember when everybody thought Church died and became a ghost? Right! Well, turns out he's actually an AI program. Spoiler alert! Anyway, he eventually transferred himself into a memory unit with the hope of reuniting with his ex-girlfriend Tex, who was also a computer person thing it turns out. Yeah, love's complicated like that I guess. Anyway, Church tried to relive his own memories over and over again, just hoping that one day, he could find Tex, and they'd be together, and live happily ever after. Only problem is, sometimes you don't exactly remember everything right. Second spoiler alert.

Cut to Epsilon appearing in Blood Gulch.

Tucker: Church? Hey, Church! Church?

Epsilon: Huh? Wha-?

Tucker: I said we could blow up the whole god-damned world with this thing!

Epsilon: What? Are you talking about Sheila?

Tucker: Who?

Epsilon: The tank. I - Oh wait, right, that doesn't happen until later. Sorry.

Tucker: ...You named the tank Sheila?

Epsilon: I - uh, I - you know... Y-yeah. I mean... She just kinda looks like a Sheila to me, y'know. So, what were you saying?

Tucker: You know what? Forget what I said. We can definitely pick up chicks in this thing. Probably two or three chicks apiece!

Epsilon: Oh man, listen to you. What're you gonna do with two chicks?

Tucker: Church, it's like I always said. Women are like Voltron: the more you can hook up, the better it gets!

Epsilon: And what chicks are we going to pick up exactly?

Tucker: What are you, the rookie? We've got a whole base full of them right here in the canyon!

Epsilon: Yeah but tha- I'm sorry, what?

Caboose: (emerging from the base) Hey! Just wanted to let you know the General stopped by and picked up the flag! Also, I think she likes me!

Epsilon: WHAT?!

Tucker: Yeah, okay, whatever, moron! (To Epsilon) Seriously dude, what's with this guy?

Epsilon: I, uh, I gotta go check about something.

Epsilon starts going down the canyon towards the Red Base.

Epsilon: Alright, don't panic, just think. You're reliving your memories, you're here to find Tex. As long as you didn't misremember anything, should be good. Tucker's fine, Caboose is... the way he is. Canyon seems intact. Which means the only thing I could have possibly gotten wrong is...

Female voice: Freeze, dirtbag!

Epsilon: Well, shit.

Epsilon turns around to face a female version of Sarge.

Epsilon: Oh, dear God in Heaven, no.

Sarge: Stow it, Blue. Thought you could sneak up on our base, did you? Well, you gotta get up pretty early in the morning to pull one over the Red Team, and sunshine, it looks like you overslept.

Epsilon: SARGE?! ...Is that you?!

Sarge: Yes. I can surmise that being swiftly outmaneuvered by your enemy must be...

Epsilon: Oh... this is so wrong! (half-laughing) This is so freaking wrong!

Sarge: Hey, do not interrupt me while I'm berating you! Now hurry up and come with me!

Epsilon: Huh?

Sarge: You're my prisoner, blue boy! Think I'm just gonna let an enemy combatant wander around out here without taking action?