Red vs blue (Female OC) season 14

PSA Diversity

Grif: Hi, I'm Captain Dexter Grif from Red vs. Blue, the comedy series loved throughout the entire galaxy, except from the places we aren't.

Simmons: And I'm Dick Simmons, from the same thing. Today we'd like to talk to you about the importance of diversity.

Grif: Why do we need diversity, you ask? Well, just imagine how lame things would be if everyone was the same.

(Cut to four Simmons')

Simmons 1: Hey guys, I can't find my retainer. Can I borrow someone else's?

Simmons 2: Eugh, talk about unhygienic.

Simmons 3: Oh, c'mon, we all have the exact same mouth germs.

Simmons 2: Dude, I don't want your stuff in my mouth.

Simmons 4: Ooh, who wants to organize their sock drawer by size and color?

All the Simmonses: I do! Jinx! Double-jinx! Rutabega! Chinchilla farm! (Beat) My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard / and they're like-

Grif: (horrified) Oh, dear God, no!!

Simmons: Grif, what's wrong with you?

Grif: Sorry, sorry... I just had a waking nightmare. Please continue, singular Simmons.

Simmons: We here on Red vs. Blue are proud of the diversity in our cast and crew. For example, we have Agent Carolina.

Carolina stands next to Simmons.

Grif: She's a girl!

Carolina: I'm not just a girl.

Grif: Oh! Ah, a chick?

Carolina: Try again.

Grif: A feminista?

Carolina: That's not even a word, Grif!

Grif: Whatever. The point is, you have bo... (Carolina punches Grif away) OW!

Carolina: On second thought, I kind of like 'Feminista'. Sista feminista..... yeeeeaah, nice. (runs away)

Simmons: Moving on, we have Lopez. A proud Latino. Hispanic? Cholo?

Lopez: Incorrecto. [Incorrect-o.]

Simmons: Then help me out here.

Lopez: Soy mero robo americano. [I'm a Bad-Ass Robo American.]

Simmons: Okay, he's whatever he just said.

(The KO'd Grif rises)

Grif: Ow, my spine, every time.

Simmons: Next we have Caboose, who's intellectually challenged.

Grif: You mean he's an idiot.

Simmons: Oh, come on Grif. That's kind of harsh.

Caboose: Uhm, yes I hate to interrupt you anyone seen my pet chinchilla over here? His name is Buttercup Thunderscratch.

Simmons: His name is what?

Caboose: Benadryl Cundersnatch. He's like the actor.

Simmons: Do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch?

Caboose: Yeah, I don't know who that is. Benek Cawk-Kumberpatch. Benek Cawk-Kumberpatch come to daddy sweetheart! *whistling*

Simmons: Okay, fine, he's an idiot.

Grif: Told you.

Simmons: Next we have Thea who is one of religion, she's uh, Hebrew?

Thea: I'm Jewish, I've said it multiple times.