please never fall in love again

Monster Energy

It was almost midnight. Everyone wanted to stay but we were all tired. It was the end of a week that had felt more like a month

"I have an idea" Karl said rubbing his eyes

"What" dream said. He was lying on the floor throwing a ball up and catching it

"Maybe i could go run out and get some monsters-" karl started

"Enough with your damn monsters! Youre addicted Jacobs!!" Sapnap said shaking karls shoulders

"No. I'll come with lets go" quackity said standing up

"Thank you big q" karl said grabbing quackitys hands who helped a sleepy karl stand

"Hey! Dont leave me out. I'll come" sapnap said standing and hugging karl and quackity from behind throwing his arms around their shoulders

"I never see you two drink monster only that fucker." Minx said pointing to karl

"I drink what i want asshole" Quackity said walking to the stairs

"Yeah we drink what we want asshole!" Sap said following quackity guiding karl by the hand behind him

They walked up the stairs the door opened but i heard no close
A few seconds later sapnap came down the stairs

"Text one of us if you have a specific uhh monster.. flavour? Um" he said

Dream threw the ball at him

"Ow!" Sap yelled as it hit him in the forehead "SLEEP YOU STUPID FLORIDA FUCK"

Dream scoffed
"Dont use Florida against me. Its beautiful. Its our land sap" Dream said

"Texas bitch" Sap gave him the finger and left

"Have fun sleeping florida man" hannah said

"Oh shut up" dream said getting up to grab the ball "puffy do you have any games?"

"Like board?" I asked

"Balls" he said "wait"

"Oh ya like balls dream?" I said

"Ye- no- I mean- what?" Dream said

"HESITATION?" I said loudly

"Real" hannah said laughing

Dream went red and we all laughed

~time skip~

Karl, Quackity and Sapnap came down the stairs with their arms full of monsters
They passed them out and sat down

Me and dream had been playing mini sticks. They had been tubbos but he rarely used them now i had to go ask him where they were

Sap stole the stick from me and slap shot the ball at dreams... crotch

"OW FUCK ME" dream said falling over

"I dont wanna fuck you... only Karl and Q" sapnap said standing back up and passing me the stick

I opened my monster and sat beside minx
She slipped her arm around my lower back so nobody could see
We sat like that drinking monster and laughing music played quietly

1:00, 2:00, 3:00, 4:00, 5:00am

It was 5 in the morning

Fuckk

"What time is it?" Karl who was lying across sapnap and quackitys laps on the couch asked

"5" i said

"Holy..." karl started

"Fuck" quackity finished

"Damn" sap said "im done my monster" he shook the empty can