a tinkerbell and taehyung fan fiction !!!

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I was walking down the street in my green furry costume with my hair in the neatest messy bun possible. My green blue purple orange yello b lue orbs shined in the moonlight. The Pom poms on my shoes shined with the fairy dust that helps me fly uwu :)

And there it was. The single piece of gravel that would change my whol life. My 3'4 frame hit the ground nd my messed bun luckily stayed intact.

His large bony ugly ass hands ripped my swmooth uwu messy bun out of my slick green orange blonde hiar

I'm actually illegally blonde 😎😎
#rebel #swag #different

"ouch! who are you?" I asked.

"your daddy..." He replied.

"what are you talking about you pervert," I barked, "get your nasty ass hands off me 💅💅."

I didn't mean it when I said he has nasty ass hands. His hands were quite nice actually. Bony, long, and veiny. Just my type. But obviously that was a stupid ass thought because he was literally assaulting me but ok. I was actually walking back from the furry convention down the street, I didn't mean to show off my true self in front of a stranger. I didn't mean to bark. I hope he doesn't take it the wrong way...

"what the fuck, did you just bark at me?" He grilled with a smirk.

I hate it when people smirk it makes me want to show them my true self, howl, and summone my wolf friends. (PLS IM SO SORRY I JSUT MADE THAT UP WOAHH) Speaking of wolf friends, I was going to go to the woods right now. Usually when I travel to the woods, I get on all fours and bark a little like this: OHHOWWWWOWOWO BARKALSRJAKFJ ROOFOSOFOIFIO GRRRRR FARFARFARFARAFRA. I do that for around an hour just so I can transform 🙂. 

"no, why would you even ask that? now will you please leave me alone before I have to start dancing 😡."

When I was a little lad (MUMMY MADE ME DO THE LITTLE LAD DANCE), whenever I was angry, I would get up on any table I saw and start singing butter by bts. I'm 48 by the way. Butter really calms me down, especially when he says smooth like butter. It's a really meaningful lyric.
Fight song is always a good one too <333333333

"tf...anyway, wanna go back to my place ;)" he asked.

I never really got a good look at this person, but they had a really deep voice. Deep as my balls in your ja- never mind.

I fixed my wings and picked up my fairy dust before anyone could see and I kicked him in his shins and left.

I went to the nearest ally I could find and I took out my fairdust. I looked at it for a second and then ate it. I gobbled it up like a turkey eating a mouse. That happened to my friend Fiona once. Poor girl was brocken for 17389 weeks 💔💔💔💀 I flew up intot he sky and I could see everything 🤩🤩🤩 Except for the most improtant thing. Someone could see me. 

k so i tried making it good at the end because i liked writing but im sorry i wont, ill make it good and funny LJFASL;DKFJALK;DFJAS;LKFJSALKDFJ; ok bye

this is so fun i love writing

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also i didnt re read this bc yeah