Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework!
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Jokes, Puns & Comebacks
HumorThese are just some random jokes, puns and comebacks that I've found on the internet or made up myself.
What does it give you?
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework!
