One day a man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell their kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The dad said "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes"
The little girl screamed "Don't eat it! It's an asshole!"
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Jokes, Puns & Comebacks
HumorThese are just some random jokes, puns and comebacks that I've found on the internet or made up myself.
