Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday.
My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said "Happy birthday boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said "Do you mind if I go into my bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay" I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids and my colleagues all yelling "SURPRISE!" while I was waiting on the sofa.........naked.
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Jokes, Puns & Comebacks
HumorThese are just some random jokes, puns and comebacks that I've found on the internet or made up myself.
