Jokes, Puns & Comebacks

Ginger!

A woman goes to her boyfriend's house for dinner.

This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sat down and ate a fine meal.

The woman was beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and let's out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the toot.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoring at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice "Ginger!"

The woman thought "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't hesitate. She let a much longer and louder fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and said "Dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"

Few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Again the father looked at the dog and said "Dammit Ginger! Get away from her before she shits on you!"