My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. Guess what? He was wrong.

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Onions make you cry
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. Guess what? He was wrong.