A men went to his lawyer and said "My neighbour owes me £500 and he won't pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope" replied the man. "Ok,then write him a letter asking for the £5,000 he owes you" said the lawyer. "But it's only £500" replied the man. The lawyer said "Precisely, that's what he will reply and then you'll have your proof!"
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Jokes, Puns & Comebacks
HumorThese are just some random jokes, puns and comebacks that I've found on the internet or made up myself.
