Stalker Eyes

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Short paragraph about Zhyon getting offended when we list all the #$qu@d stalkers

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We're on WhatsApp and Dyani tells Zhyon he looks like a stalker. Then he tells her that she is a stalker.

I tell him he shouldn't be talking and then I send the #$qu@d group a picture of Zhyon dancing and looking creepy.

He says that I only post that in context.

WHATEVER ZHYON U STILL LOOK LIKE A STALKER BTW

Dyani lists the names of all the stalkers in #$qu@d.

Zhyon

Nieme

Sergio

Man Boobs/ Corporal Longbreast/ Adam

and finally, good old Sharissa.

Sara says she doesn't understand why Dyani said Sharissa.

Dyani says that Rissy's eyes when she's staring at you look stalkerish.....lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRU DAT THO!!!

So then Sara says, "Careful what we sayimg about Rissy around Zhyon. You know they have a thing going on." In the background Zhyon is just like, "please," although not very convincingly. #PROOF THAT THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON

So I say, "Sorry Zhyon I didn't mean to diss ur wife,"

And everyone's like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

ZHYRISSA FOREVER

ZHYON AND SHARISSA WE PUT YOU ON DA SPOT TODAY BOIIIIIIIIIIIII

#ZhyrissaForever

I LOVE THEM FOR THAT REASON #backup

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