Found an old draft of mine on tiktok with this sound so I decided to post it here but word
WB: So I go to college and I have the worst job on campus.
WB: I am an RA on campus.
WB: And one time at 4:30 in the morning, I get a knock on my door and someone says to me
WB: "There's a kid dead in the bathroom", and I said "Dead in the bathroom?", and he said "DEAD IN THE BATHROOM." and I said "Oh my GOD."
WB: and I walk down the hall and they show me this kid and he looks like he's DEAD IN THE BATHROOM.
WB: And so I call the cops and say "hey theres a kid DEAD in the BATHROOM",
WB: and then the cops show up and the kid wakes up and he starts throwing up violently all over the place
WB: and the cop says "We should call an ambulance" and then the kid says "dont call the ambulance" and I said "WE SHOULD REALLY CALL THE AMBULANCE."
WB: and we didn't call the ambulance... and then the kid gets into a fight with the cop and the cop gives him a hearing notice and then the kid
WB: TEARS UP THE HEARING NOTICE IN FRONT OF THE COP.
WB: and this happened at 4:30 in the morning.
