I have a lot of kid ocs
like 80% of Project L.A.V.A's members are under 18 and therefor able to be considered part of this group
but
I'm not gonna include them
So just the main group of kids + Flash Drive since he's excluded
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Flyswatta: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
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Bagel: I want a trip down memory lane.
Cookie: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Bagel's lap*
Cookie: I heard you needed these?
Bagel: YES! ALL OF THEM!
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*At a bank teller window*
Collar Bell, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!
Flash Drive: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!
Collar Bell: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*
Flash Drive: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!
(The real reason Flash Drive hates him /j)
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Flash Drive: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Bagel: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
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Headset & Jeweled Patch in the back of Flyswatta's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Button: We have food at home.
Flyswatta: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Headset & Jeweled Patch: YAYYYYYY!
Flyswatta: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
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Gummy: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, I'm at a parent teacher conference.
Gummy: Anyways, you said Confetti Popper is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
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Gummy: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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Cookie: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Button: Throw rocks at he.
Confetti Popper: Hot Dogs.
Collar Bell: Kill him.
Cookie: Thanks guys.
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Collar Bell, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!
Flash Drive, standing in front of Collar Bell: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*
Collar Bell, crying: Please...stop...
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Button: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Gummy: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
Button: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Collar Bell: Actually I did the math, Person B would have $225, not $0.15.
Gummy: Fam I'm right here....
Confetti Popper: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Button: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Confetti Popper: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Button: :(
Collar Bell: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Person B would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Confetti Popper: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Collar Bell: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Golden Berry: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Collar Bell: Apply juice to what.
Golden Berry: Directly to the forehead.
Gummy: Great chat everyone.
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Gummy: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I'm actually bi.
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Collar Bell: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder.
Collar Bell: *glares at Flyswatta*
Flyswatta: Well, sorry I have morals!
