RCherry: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Chocolate: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
WB: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Bucket: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
LCherry: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
LCherry, trying to convince Chocolate to (re)join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
RCherry: And loud!
WB: And grumpy!
Bucket: And oblivious to reality!
Chocolate:
LCherry: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
RCherry: ... Your what?
LCherry: My friends.
WB: Are they saying "friends"?
Bucket: I think they're being sarcastic.
Chocolate: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, LCherry! All of your friends are in this room.
LCherry: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
LCherry: Anyone d-
WB: Depressed?
RCherry: Drained?
Bucket: Dumb?
Chocolate: Disliked?
LCherry: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
LCherry: Favorite horror movie?
RCherry: It
WB: Saw
Bucket: Annabelle
Chocolate: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
LCherry: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Bucket: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Chocolate: In your pantry!
LCherry: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Bucket: Is your friend here?
LCherry, motioning to RCherry: Yeah.
Bucket, to RCherry: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
WB: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
WB: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
WB: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
WB, to Bucket and Chocolate: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Bucket: YAAAAAAAAY!
Chocolate: THE PRESTIGE!
LCherry: Nothing in life is free.
RCherry: Love is free!
WB: Adventure is free.
Bucket: Knowledge is free.
Chocolate: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
LCherry: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
RCherry: Have everyone stand.
WB: Bring three more chairs!
Bucket: The most important ones can sit down.
Chocolate: Kill three.
LCherry: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
RCherry: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
LCherry: Absolutely not.
LCherry: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
RCherry: You're like 15 years old
LCherry: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
WB: How do I deal with my enemies?
Bucket: Kill them
WB: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Bucket: Kill them only a little?
WB: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Bucket: *chugs entire bottle*
Bucket: It's perfume.
WB, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Bucket, pulling out an Uno card: +4
RCherry, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
LCherry, trembling: What are we playing
WB: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Bucket: Not if they consent to it.
RCherry: Depends who you're stabbing.
LCherry: YES?!?
*WB's helping Bucket out after they get injured [y'know, after she got her eye ripped out-], while the others are watching*
RCherry: How does Bucket look?
Chocolate: A little better than you, actually.
Bucket: You know those things will kill you, right?
WB, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
LCherry, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
RCherry: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
WB: I just ended an 18 year relationship.
Bucket: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
WB: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*RCherry and LCherry fighting from across the room*
WB: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Bucket: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, RCherry?
RCherry: Probably "road work ahead".
LCherry: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
PC: This is such a bad idea.
IC: Then why are you coming along?
PC: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
T.O.X.I.N: So are we flirting right now?
IC: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
T.O.X.I.N: That doesn't answer my question
IC: What's up guys? I'm back.
T.O.X.I.N: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
IC: Death is a social construct.
T.O.X.I.N: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
IC: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.
PaintCan: Here's some advice
IC: I didn't ask for any
PaintCan: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
PaintCan, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
IC: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
IC: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
PaintCan, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
IC: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
IC: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
PaintCan, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
IC: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Pink Highlighter, not looking up from his book: Spear.
IC: BLOCKED.
