they're chillin
Probably while they plan for the wedding thing
incorrect quotes cus, once again, I love these
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Feelings Potion: How did you break your leg?
Party Hat: Do you see those porch stairs?
Feelings Potion: Yes.
Party Hat: I didn't.
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
WB: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
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Party Hat: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Lipstick: Oh god, they texted you 'hi.'' punctuation only means one thing, Party Hat. They're mad at you.
Party Hat: No, it's SV. They're just being gramatically correct!
*meanwhile*
SV: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.
Chocolate: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
SV: I stand by my choice.
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Paper Crown, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Paper Crown: Wait. I the fuck used this pan...
Lipstick: It was you the fuck.
Paper Crown: It was I the fuck...
Bucket: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Lipstick: They the fuck.
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SV: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
RCHerry: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
SV:
SV: What?
RCHerry: I need to feed my Neopets!
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Lipstick: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.
Party Hat: There are no books in prison.
Lipstick: *sighs* Thank you.
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Lipstick: Yesterday, I overheard Feelings Potion saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and SV replying "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
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RCherry: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
WB: RCherry, it's four o'clock in the morning.
RCherry: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
