I love incorrect quotes I'm sorry-
This time from a new generator!
Gummy: The floor is lava!
Bagel: *helps Collar Bell onto the counter*
Goldi: *kicks Cookie off the sofa*
Confetti Popper: *lays on the floor*
Gummy: ...Are you okay?
Confetti Popper: No.
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Collar Bell: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Confetti Popper: No.
Gummy: I did not.
Goldi: I may have actually forgotten one.
Bagel: Also no.
Collar Bell: Oh good, neither did I.
Cookie: *Exhausted sigh*
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Collar Bell: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Collar Bell: Violently practices.
Gummy: Violently studies.
Goldi: Violently sleeps.
Confetti Popper: Violently shoots pictures.
Cookie: Violently boxes.
Bagel: Violently murders people.
Goldi: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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Button Battery: We’re kind of missing something guys.
Pink Highlighter: Cohesion?
Sequin: Teamwork?
Bullet: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Cotton Candy: And Acorn is not here.
Pink Highlighter: Oh, and that, yeah.
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Pink Highlighter: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Button Battery: Theft.
Sequin: Disturbing the peace.
Acorn: Aggravated assault.
Cotton Candy: Arson.
Bullet: All of the above. In that order, probably.
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Pink Highlighter: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Button Battery: Hey, Pink Highlighter.
Pink Highlighter: GODDAMNIT!
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Flash Drive: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Collar Bell: Voldemort?
Flash Drive: No.
Collar Bell: Is it Voldemort?
Flash Drive: It's not Voldemort.
Collar Bell: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.
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Portrait: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.
Spike: Uh, L.A.V.A Lamp and Bullet are not getting along.
Portrait: They’re not trying to kill each other.
Spike: You may have a point.
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Portrait: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Bullet: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Portrait: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Bullet: But I heard a siren.
Spike: That was L.A.V.A Lamp.
L.A.V.A Lamp: Sorry, I got nervous.
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LCherry, teaching RCherry to drive: Okay, you're driving and Bucket and Chocolate walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
RCherry: Oh, definitely Chocolate. I could never hurt Bucket.
LCherry, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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Water Bottle: Try not to roll your eyes at me.
RCherry: I don't have pupils.
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(This one's kinda icky because I forgot to turn the nsfw feature off but it captures these three before WB and Bucket got together perfectly)
Chocolate, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Water Bottle, not looking up from their book: Really? Bucket, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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PC, at Bucket's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
PC, leaning over Bucket′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Bucket: Yeah, no shit.
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RCherry: It’s funny how well you and Chocolate get along. Didn’t they hate you at first?
Water Bottle: Chocolate hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.
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LCherry: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
PC: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Water Bottle: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
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LCherry: *speaking Spanish*
RCherry: I know, I know.
Bucket: You speak Spanish?
RCherry: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language LCherry speaks.
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RCherry: Breathe, just breathe.
LCherry: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!
Water Bottle:: Awww, that never bothered you before.
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RCherry: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Lipstick: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
RCherry: But pink.
Bucket: And it's hot.
RCherry: PINK!
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Bucket: *types in Water Bottle*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Bucket: How fucking DARE YOU-
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Science Volcano: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
T.O.X.I.N: I think you mean cards.
Feelings Potion: They did not.
Science Volcano, pulling out knives: I did not.
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Feelings Potion: Blue M&Ms are the best.
T.O.X.I.N: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Feelings Potion: What about it? They are.
T.O.X.I.N: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
T.O.X.I.N: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Feelings Potion: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Science Volcano: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Waste Bin: I like the yellow ones.
Feelings Potion and T.O.X.I.N: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!
