I know Licorice is a canon character but he fits for this so
Vanilla Milk: Licorice, Let me outtt!
Licorice: No.
Vanilla Milk: Why nooottt?
Licorice: Because every time you take more than three steps you get accused of murder and I'm- I'm getting an aneurysm.
Vanilla Milk: Oh come on it's only been like 4 times.
Licorice: The fact you think that's normal is actually scary. Four is a concerning amount of CATS to own, I don't even have an analogy for 4 murder charges, like- what is wrong with you?
Vanilla Milk: Yeah but they're always false charges, it's not my fault.
Licorice: Vanilla, last time you slipped on a giant banana peel, flew into outer space, landed in the Pure Vanilla Kingdom where your hand landed on a knife that had just been used to STAB a dude, followed by you knocking disinfectant on every part of the knife except the part with your fingerprints, while still removing the original killers fingerprints
Licorice: and there was a record of airport tickets you ordered online of going to the Pure Vanilla Kingdom at that exact time which you apparently ordered while you were SLEEP WALKING.
Licorice: So excuse me if I don't trust you to be unsupervi- *blinks*
Peanut Shell Cookie: We're here on the trial of Vanilla Milk for nuking the Pure Vanilla Kingdom.
Licorice: I LITERALLY BLINKED, HOW COULD YOU GET ACCUSED OF THAT WHILE I WAS BLINKING?
Vanilla Milk: Maybe they mean like nuking vanilla in the microwave.. like ice cream!
Peanut Shell Cookie: No, they're dead. The entire kingdom. They're dead.
Vanilla Milk: -
Vanilla Milk: Well f//k I might be a war criminal.
