Flower Crown: Our children used to ask us a lot of questions
Estrogen: They no longer ask us questions-
Self Defense Cat: Because we've figured out a system in our home
Self Defense Cat: We've given them both a notebook and a pen
Self Defense Cat: And we've connected the pen to the notebook with a piece of string. I've also lamented some press passes.
Estrogen: Three times a day in our home we hold a press conference.
Flower Crown: And that is the only time you are allowed to ask us a question.
Estrogen: Thank you for coming! Go ahead and start the press conference.
Self Defense Cat: Squishy, youngest first
Squishy: Why does your puppy dog stick to the refrigerator?
Flower Crown: it's a picture of a puppy, there's a magnet on the back of it. Magnets stick to metal, the fridge is made of metal.
Estrogen: That's why your puppy dog sticks to the refrigerator. Great question.
Self Defense Cat: Spike Band, next question.
Self Defense Cat: Yes, sometimes the green jellybeans can be tricky. You stick it in your mouth, you think it's like, it turns out to be spearmint, and spearmint sucks.
Estrogen: Squishy, next question.
Flower Crown: There is a MAGNET on the back of it.
Estrogen: Spike Band, next question.
Estrogen: Why does your brother cry all the time?
Self Defense Cat: Well that's a great question. I think a lot of people in this house want an answer to that.
Flower Crown: For starters, as you know we have wooden floors all over our home and he runs around in wool socks like there's not going to be consequences.
Estrogen: Not to mention the fact that crazy never watches where he is going.
Flower Crown: Squishy, next question.
Estrogen: IT IS A ✓®×¢✓ MAGNET
