Can you tell I have an obsession yet?
This time It's JUST the three that stayed in the group during the chaos era
except the last two cus they're like the end
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Waterbottle & Bucket:*Playing video games*
RCherry: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Waterbottle: *silence*
Bucket: *silence*
RCherry, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Waterbottle & Bucket in shame: Yeah...
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Waterbottle: RCherry...
RCherry: Oh no, 'RCherry' in B flat.
RCherry: You're disappointed.
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Waterbottle: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Bucket: This is a lie.
Bucket: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Bucket: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Waterbottle: How do you do that?
Bucket: I'm fearless.
RCherry: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
Bucket: I'm mostly fearless.
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RCherry: Any questions?
Bucket: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
RCherry: Uh, a plan, duh...
Waterbottle: Bucket, chill, I know it's weird, but RCherry has a point.
Bucket:
Bucket: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!
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Bucket: So, RCherry is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Waterbottle: Why?
Bucket: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
RCherry, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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Bucket: You have to apologize to RCherry!
Waterbottle: Fine!
Waterbottle: Unfuck you, or whatever!
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Waterbottle: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Bucket a little bit.
RCherry, holding Waterbottle's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Waterbottle: No, that's our joint tombstone.
RCherry: My mistake.
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RCherry: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Bucket: What's wrong with you??
RCherry: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Waterbottle: No, they mean other than that.
RCherry: Ohhhhhh.
RCherry: I haven't slept in 4 days.
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Bucket: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Waterbottle: RCherry, probably.
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RCherry: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Waterbottle: Bucket is 70% of your impulse control and you know this RCherry.
Bucket: I feel like RCherry is the more responsible one of us two though.
RCherry: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Bucket: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other's hands so the other doesn't fall off.
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Bucket: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
RCherry: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Bucket:
Bucket: *sobs*
Waterbottle: You fucking scared them, you idiot.
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Waterbottle: What did you two do?
RCherry:
Bucket:
Waterbottle: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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Bucket: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Waterbottle, blushing: Okay.
RCherry: It's fucking summer.
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Waterbottle: RCherry got into a fight.
Bucket: That's bad.
Bucket:
Bucket: Did they win?
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RCherry: Some people are like slinkies.
Bucket: What?
RCherry: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Bucket:
Bucket: Please don't push Waterbottle down the stairs.
RCherry, pushing Waterbottle down the stairs: Too late.
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Bucket: RCherry, I am questioning your sanity...
Waterbottle: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
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Bucket: *tapping fingers on table*
Waterbottle: *taps fingers back furiously*
Chocolate, who's missed like way too much: ...What's going on?
RCherry: Morse code. They're talking.
Bucket: -.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -
Waterbottle: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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LCherry: You three, explain right now!
Chocolate: It was RCherry.
Bucket: It was RCherry.
Waterbottle: It was RCherry.
RCherry:
RCherry: ...fuck.
