Ruv was outside watching a squirrel eating a acorn. The pollen count was off the charts but ruv didn't know it. The squirrel looks at a hay field as the wind blows. Oh wow that's a lot of wind... He almost immediately starts sniffing and rubs his nose hard. Ugh why didn't I check the pollen c c c count? He feels the need to sneeze get stronger as the wind blows. He pulls out a handkerchief blowing his nose but it doesn't help and he begins hitching. Ehhhh haaaaa ah ah ah! Wavering his hand at his nose. His eyes water the squirrel comes closer tilting her head and squeaks. W why are you getting closer? The squirrel then rubs her tail against ruvs nose tickling it more making it twitch and itch. AH! O oh god I I'm gonna s an sneeze I I can't holdback! He finally erupts in a messy itchy fit. EHHHHHG AHHHHH AHHHHHHCHOOOOOOO ESHOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOO ISHOOOOOOO AHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW SHOOOOOOOO SHEEEEEEEEW HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW GSHOOOOOOOO GSHOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHSHOOOOOO SHOOOOOOOOOOOO ISHOOOOO HEHSHOOOOOOOO HAAAAAASHOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAASHOOOOOOOOO ESHOOOOO AHSHOOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW GSHOOOOOOOO GSHOOOOOOOO SHEEEEEEEEW GSHOOOOOOOO SHEEEEEEEEW SHOOOOOOOO ESHOOOOO AHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He sneezes all over the squirrel making her run away after rubbing his nose and wetly sniffing he goes inside to get a clean handkerchief.
(I missed writeing about ruv!)
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sneeze fic 4
Randomat this point let's see how many sneeze fic books I have to make. I used a different account to see if the glitch happened to the last book and of course it did!
