a Halloween fic

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(I have no clue what's happening in this fic.)

Skid and pump are going house to house getting candy. They stop at Takis place knocking on the door. When it opens the kids say. Trick or treat! Taki just stares and says. You well meet god. Skid and pump are confused and say. Are you going to give us candy or not? Taki just stares so the boys get inpatient and grab one of the things they have for pranks. It's pepper they step back blowing a bit of it in Takis face. AH! She starts inhaling and the kids say. That's what you get for not giving us candy! She sneezes and skid and pump run away. ESHOOOOO AHSHOOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW SHOOOOOOOO CHOOOOO ISHOOOOO SHOOOOO! The next house is back on earth and is bobs. They knock and hear Bob inside say. Ugh for gods sake! He grabs the bowl of candy and goes to his door opening it. Trick or treat! Skid and pump yell as he opens the door. Geez I hate Halloween! As he gives skid and pump the candy they get angry form him saying that he hates spooky mouth. Hey you can't just say that! Pump uses the pepper again and Bob cringes. H hey! Ah eh "sniff". He sneezes and skid and pump say. You don't just say you hate Halloween! ESHOOOOO AHHHHCHOOOOO HIIIIIISHEEEEEW CHOOOOOOOO ESHOOOOOOOO ISHOOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW GSHOOOOOOOO GSHOOOOOOOO SHEEEEEEEEW GSHOOOOOOOO! The kids ignore Bob cursing at them and the corn maze. Hey kids here for the maze? Not yet where's zardy we want candy! Oh he's over there how about you prank him too? YAY! They go to zardy and scream for candy. Ok ok here's your candy geez! Hehe how about some feathers for your trouble! H huh? Ah ah! They back up knowing this we'll get messy. HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW SHOOOOOOOO ESHOOOOO AHHHHCHOOOOOOO SHOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW GSHOOOOOOOO SHEEEEEEEEW CHOOOOO AHHH ESHOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW CHOOOOO CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO HASHOOOOO ATISHOOOOOO ISHOOOOO! They giggle as they run off to Nevada. They get there and know on Hank's and trickys door shaking with excitement. Hank opens looking tired and tricky comes and says. Hi here for candy? Yep give it! Hank does but before he can close the door the kids blow sneezeing powder in their faces. EH! AHHHHHSHOOOOOO ISHOOOOO CHOOOOO CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO SHOOOOOO GASHOOOOOOOOOOO SHEEEEEEEEW SHOOOOOOOO AHCHOOOOO ESHOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW CHOOOOO CHOOOOO! Tricky gave in first then Hank. AHHHHHTCK TCKKKKKKK EHHHHHHTCKKKKKKCHOOOOO ESHOOOOO AHSHOOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW CHOOOOO SHOOOOO AHHHCHOOOO ESHOOOOO AHHHHCHOOOOO HIIIIIIIIIIICHWEEEEEEEEEEE CHOOOOOOOO ESHOOOOOOOO ISHOOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW CHOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW SHOOOOOOOO CHOOOOO AHHHHSHOOOO! By the time their done the boys are gone. They go to the last place before they do other things. It's the 123 slaughter me street place (idk the name.) Knocking on the door the puppets open the door and give the kids candy. But we need to trick you too! Skid and pump say as they throw the rest of the pepper at the three puppets but some of it gets into the kids faces too. Follower is the first to give in. WAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW GSHOOOOOOOO SHEEEEEEEEW CHOOOOO SHOOOOO ASHOOOOOOO CHOOOO SHOOOOO ASHOOOOOOO ISHOOOOOOO AHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW CHOOOOO! The greater. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW AHHHHCHOOOOO HIIIIIIIIIIICHWEEEEEEEEEEE CHOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHYCHOOOOOOOOO ISHOOOOOOOOOOOO HACHOOOOOOOOOOOO SHOOOOO ESHOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW SHOOOOOOOO! Then waiter. HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW GSHOOOOOOO CHOOOOO SHOOOOO ASHOOOOOOO CHOOOO SHOOOOOOOO CHOOOOO CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO ESHOOOOO AHHHHCHOOOOOOO SHOOOOO! The boys held back but pump's poor nose just can't take it. Ehhhhh haaaaa CHUUUUUUU EHCHUUUUU HAAAAACHUUUUU ICHUUUUU HACHUUUU ICHUUUUU HACHUUUUU HAAACHUUUU CHUUUUUUU EHCHUUUUUU HIIIIIIICHUUUUUUU AHHHHHCHUUUUUU CHUUUU AHHHCHUUU CHUUUU AHHHCHUUU! Finally skid sneezes desperately. AHHHHHHSHOOOOOO SHOOOOOOOOOOOO ISHOOOOO SHOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW GSHOOOOOOOO GSHOOOOOOOO SHEEEEEEEEW CHOOOOO SHOOOOO ASHOOOOOOO CHOOOO SHOOOOOOOO ESHOOOOO AHSHOOOOOOO AHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW SHOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOO ESHOOOOO AHHHHCHOOOOO HIIIIIIIIIIICHWEEEEEEEEEEE CHOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHYCHOOOOOOOOO ISHOOOOOOOOOOOO HACHOOOOOOOOOOOO! The puppets close the sniffing while the kids go do other Halloween things!


(This was fun!)

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