a random Edd fic

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Edd had been sneezeing all day he had to babysit bfs guinea pigs all four of them. Even tho he's allergic he was getting paid 200$ to do it. He was worried that his sneezes would scare the guinea pigs so he tried stifling. But was failing lucky the guinea pigs where used to it. Heh eh "sniff sniff" ESHOOOOO AHHHHCHOOOOO HIIIIIISHEEEEEW CHOOOOOOOO! Rubbing his nose with a tissue he looks at the small animals and says. Y you "sniff" are really cute but are killing my allergies. He pets one her name was Coco bean she was brown with black spots she's the most cubby of the four. Eh o oh god I gotta AHHHHSHOOOO HAAACHOOOO CHOOOOO CHOOOOO SHOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW CHOOOOO CHOOOOO ISHOOOOO CHOOOOO ISHOOOOO CHOOOOO SHOOOOO ESHOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW CHOOOOO SHOOOOO ESHOOOOOO ISHOOOOOO HIIIIIISHEEEEEEEEEEW HIIIICHOOOOOO HASHOOOOO ISHOOOOO CHOOOOO SHOOOOO ESHOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW CHOOOOO SHOOOOO ESHOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW! He falls on his back sniffing he gets up and blows his nose for the fourteenth time. Ugh I'll have to clean my whole house after today "sniff" heh I still need to sneeze. Eeeehhhh SHOOOOO ESHOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW SHOOOOOOOO ESHOOOOO AHHHHCHOOOOOOO SHOOOOOOOO ESHOOOOO AHHHHCHOOOOO HIIIIIIIIIIICHWEEEEEEEEEEE CHOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHYCHOOOOOOOOO ISHOOOOOOOOOOOO HACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He decides to go outside for some fresh air.

(A little call back to a old fic.)

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