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"fuck all of you, disrespectfully."
"dududu dora."
"dora dora dora the explorer-"
"dORA!"
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"okay when can i marry your mini fridge," felix explained, staring deep into those big brown eyes that jisung has, he softly held his hand for more support. "asking for a friend."
"hm," jisung was deep in thought, he held felix's hand up and stared back into those lovely eyes of his, he smiled so heavenly it reminded felix of an angel. "never." his sudden monotone voice shattering felix's heart into pieces, a single tear falling down the broken man's face. (IMMPAISTNY MYSEFLT HSJNSI TOO FUNNY(
"hey," seungmin leaned towards felix, whispering softly into his ear, "did you know with geico you can save 25% or more on car insurance?" he backed away, patting felix on his back. "maybe that will help your shattered heart."
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the beginning of the war—
"how's that height going changbin?" chan teased, a wide grin on his face.
"how's that sleep schedule?"
—then, disaster struck.
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"hey, do you guys know," jeongin looked at everyone's confused faces. "going on a trip.." he looked at felix who caught on.
felix looked at jisung and together they continued, "in our favorite rocket ship.." they looked at chan who also caught on.
"zooming throughh the skies," chan grinned, preparing himself to die of extreme laughter.
"litTLE EINSTEINS!?" everyone shouted together, some on-beat and some being tone-deaf.
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"i have cake."
"i don't have cake."
"i dunno man, my cakes are pretty big."
"we're talking about cupcakes, chan."
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"saying nA NA FANCY YOU-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
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"so, how's the podcast so far-"
"give 5 star i have bills to pay."
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"ever been roasted alive?"
"what the fuck dude-"
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"you can suck deez to-"
"felix that's enough."
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"i headcannon that zhongil is just a whole dilf who probably has kids around the whole nation because he didn't know what a condom was." seungmin explained after he pulled so many spins on a zhongil banner just to end up getting childe.
"you're in too deep bro."
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"minho don't you have thirsty dms?" hyunjin asked after reading out a in detail thirsty dm.
"oh my god-" chan groaned, rubbing his temples after having literal war flashbacks.
"yeah no i'm out." seungmin sighed, standing up and actually walking out to room to try to unremember that moment.
"indeed i do." minho snorted.
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"ji remember those roblox streams?"
"shut the fuck up"
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"how to be famous streamer."
"get twitch. make account. make stream. stream game. be funny. people see. people sub. people gift. money come."
"what if no funny."
"giving up is always an option."
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"anyone know any good jokes?" hyunjin questioned, breaking the silence after a very heated argument about fish on pizza.
"wanna play sea of thieves?" jisung countered with another question.
"what."
"lets sea of thieves nuts fit in yo mouth."
"you have 5 seconds-"
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"okay no more fun, author has to work." minho clapped his hands and stood up.
"what yes fun fuck work." changbin pointed at chans open laptop that contains all his works.
"i agree." jisung aggressively nodded his head.
"jisung you have to work too."
"shut up."
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i want everyone to imagine who said what i have to do my sciencenwork now
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touch starved ;; minsung ✔️
Fanfiction"i want to kiss you." minho blurted out, his eyes still closed and his cheeks getting redder with each passing second. "then just kiss me?" -for the minsungers +++ THIS IS VERY FAST PACED OK dont expect much by chapt. 60 smh i lost the plot around...
