Cookie run oneshots

Criminal minds

(have almond ya simps)
(Context: you're a criminal working with roguefort running from almond when he catches you two, luckily for you both, you're both good actors)

Your POV:
Me and roguefort we're running from almond again, this time we ran into him while he's low key drunk.. he was very fast, maybe faster than usual, it was scary to say nonetheless but, I had to focus on running, eventually roguefort got caught and set against the wall, that gave me a good distance

But now almond was motivated as ever trying to catch me "oh fucking shit" I slightly stumbled making almond gain a good distance nearby so I tried to go but
He got me basically stumbling on top a result of how drunk and how tired he was
He decided to drag me and roguefort back to his place?

Well he was pretty much off his shift, I'm guessing he'll give us to the station tomorrow when he's on shift, Bet by then he'll have a hangover, hah It'd be funny pestering him then
He let one of our hands out cuffing each others together then to a guest room bed frame
After that he left leaving me and roguefort
"So uh, why do you think he decided to catch us, especially off shift?"

Roguefort was genuinely curious "well what I think is he either 1. Wanted to turn us in eventually or, 2. Was so drunk he mistook being on his shift ,and caught us the remembered he wasn't on shift ,and took us here only back to the station again" you had two theories both could be right of course
Roguefort hummed and shifted
Almond decided to cuff us together facing forward

"Well, lets just go and sleep, I'm tired from running" roguefort nodded as I tried to find a way to sleep without either hugging them to sleep but they had other plans doing exactly that, I muttered something and decided to hug them back leaning against the rails

(Next morning, still your POV)
Me and roguefort woke up to almond shaking us looking confused "where did you two come from" he looked like he was still slightly drunk, perfect advantage to use I whispered to rougefort telling the plan almond glared at us wanting answers and roguefort decided to spill it like they didn't want to say it it was that kind of tone "w-well! You see, you mistook us as criminals last night and arrested us drunk! W-we did nothing at all!"
(You guys are wearing regular clothes btw)
They stammered acting skills on point I whispered "good job" and they looked at me making it look like they wanted me to tell something to him also they decided after a while to nudge me while i was in thought "oh! R-right sorry, they're correct! We were wrongly taken in so please let us go!" I made it look like I was going to cry, good thing those years in theater me and roguefort spent were well worth it, almond looked surprised and let us go, that was too easy...

(I'll make a part two)