(A/N: Present Mic will not use Listener/Little Listener because he was warned (glared at for 10 minutes) by Nezu not to give himself away)
UA on Crack
WhoArtThou: Uh… hello?
WhoArtThou: @BlondeInLeather I guess you added me by mistake.
DevilInaVest: Ah, hello mystery person.
WhoArtThou: Hi?
DevilInaVest: Indeed, @BlondeInLeather has added you accidentally.
WhoArtThou: Then why am I still here?
WhoArtThou: Shouldn't you have kicked me out already?
NeonHoboCocoon: @DevilInaVest decided to let you stay
WhoArtThou: Why?
DevilInaVest: Because I'm bored :)
WhoArtThou: Excuse me?
WhoArtThou: If you're looking for entertainment, you can find someone else.
NotForInnocentEyes: Salty are we~
BlondeInLeather: Hello there! I'm so sorry I added you by mistake!
WhoArtThou: @BlondeInLeather It's alright.
WhoArtThou: I should be leaving now. Good day!
WhoArtThou has left the chat
DevilInaVest has added WhoArtThou to the chat.
WhoArtThou: Okay, what the hell?
DevilInaVest: Please stay. We mean no harm.
WhoArtThou: Why should I believe you? Your literal name says 'Devil'
PewPewPew: They've got a point.
DevilInaVest: Ah, well, my peers here love to call me a devil but I am not.
TeethAndTrenchCoat: Says who?
DevilInaVest: :)
WhoArtThou: Ominous.
NeonHoboCocoon: Indeed.
BlondeInLeather: @WhoArtThou, who are you?
WhoArtThou: What makes you think I'm going to give my identity to a bunch of weird strangers?
NotForInnocentEyes: Point~
DevilInaVest: Understandable.
WhoArtThou: Now if you'll excuse me, I want to leave.
WhoArtThou has left the chat
BlondeInLeather has added WhoArtThou to the chat
WhoArtThou: Oh come on!!
BlondeInLeather: Please stay 🥺
WhoArtThou: Ugh why? Why me? Go find someone else!
DevilInaVest: Nope! You are intriguing
WhoArtThou: We met just a few minutes ago!
DevilInaVest: That's what makes you more interesting!
WhoArtThou: Oh? Why should I stay? You could be Villains for all I know.
BlondeInLeather: We are not villains :(
WhoArtThou: Even idiots claim they aren't idiots.
BlondeInLeather: Ouch.
TalkToMe: You seem to have trust issues
WhoArtThou: Thanks for stating the obvious, Genius.
PewPewPew: That was kinda rude. He just stated his observation.
WhoArtThou: Which is obvious because I'm a total stranger in a group of total strangers who are hell bent on keeping me here for their entertainment! Why would any sane person want to trust you??
NeonHoboCocoon: They're right. Can't we just let them leave?
WhoArtThou: Thank you, @NeonHoboCocoon! You seem to be the only sane person here!
BlondeInLeather: Hey!
NotForInnocentEyes: Hey!
DevilInaVest: You aren't going anywhere, @WhoArtThou. I'll add you back everytime you leave.
WhoArtThou: There's a limit to it and I'm gonna exploit it :)
MineCraftManButGrey: Smart.
DevilInaVest: Even more interesting! And what if I said that it's my quirk and has no limits?
WhoArtThou: Every quirk has a limit, good sir.
DevilInaVest: What if I have ways to overcome it?
WhoArtThou: That…. Makes sense.
DevilInaVest: So?
WhoArtThou: What's your deal?
DevilInaVest: Ah, there you are! It's simple. You stay in this chat and just talk! I assure you that we are not villains and you are not going to get into trouble. You are safe in this chat.
WhoArtThou: So I should just take your word for it? Who even are you? We're strangers for god's sake! I can't just trust you like that!
NeonHoboCocoon: They're right, @DevilInaVest.
TeethAndTrenchCoat: Mhm.
DevilInaVest: How about you put a word about this chat to the police? That way, if anything goes wrong, you can have us locked up!
WhoArtThou: I don't get it…
DevilInaVest: What?
WhoArtThou: Why are you willing to go to such lengths just to make me stay? We don't even know each other.
DevilInaVest: Well, if it's any relief to you, I do know about you thanks to my quirk.
WhoArtThou: And the others?
DevilInaVest: They don't and will not unless you choose to reveal your identity.
WhoArtThou: What exactly is your quirk?
DevilInaVest: To know that, you have to stay in this chat. Although, I'll be honest with you, this is a gamble- a safe one though- so I'll need time to reveal myself completely.
WhoArtThou:.... Understandable.
DevilInaVest: Do we have a deal?
WhoArtThou: Fine.
ResidentRamseyButNicer: I feel like this is a big mistake.
WhoArtThou: It literally is.
DevilInaVest: HAHAHA
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(A/N Thank you for all the love and support! You guys are the best! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤)
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