Alastor
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With a flick of his wrist and a read flash Alastor and the gang were transported through the fabric of hell to the business and bustle of Imp city
"¿Por qué diablos estamos aquí?" Vaggy asked with an irritated growl, accidentally slipping into Spanish
She really didn't like being teleported around without warning to the lowered reaches of hell
"I remember and advertisement proclaiming professionals for hier, and with their particular skill sets I believe they might be of great help to us" He wasn't going to mention exactly what they did to Charlie since it would be far more entertaining for it to be a surprise
After a few minutes walking around her finally saw it, the large sign that read I.M.P, and an address
"Follow me," she grind as he lead the group across the busy streets towards a large building
" this place fucking sucks, why did I have to get dragged out here? I could be sucking some schmuck off at home" their many armed companion asked as he glared at the imps that surrounded them and the trash that piled in the streets
"Is this place any worse really? Seems pretty similar to me" Charlie commented as she barely dodged a speeding car with no intention of stopping
"I guess, but at least there is familiar, I just don't like it here"
"oh cállate, we're not here for you, we're here for y/n, so be quiet and try not to spread whatever STDs you have to the imps down here!"
"Fuck you! I'll spread as much fucking STDs as I want!" One of the near by Imps gave angel a disapproving look as she walked by, angel of course wasn't going to take that shit as he raised four middle fingers and shouted, "what are you looking at ya prune?"
Alastor kept his smile as he shook his head, finally entering the building he found to his dismay that I.M.P wasn't the whole building and they would half the find the specific floor the rented
*one awkward elevator ride later *
The finally arrived at I.M.Ps front desk where a young hellhound sat looking down at those small telephone devices that everyone seemed to have nowadays
"Well hello young lady! I would like to aquire your services! Now...." she growled and cut him off putting a hand to her forhead
"Ugh, can you keep your fuckin voice down! I'm hung over you twisler ass boomer"
Alastor wasn't entirely sure what that meant but pushed on anyway
"Of course, but as I was saying, I'd like to hire your company."
Without even looking up from her phone she shouted at the top of her lungs, " BLITZØ! SOME BAMBI LOOKING WIERDO WANTS TO HIRE US!"
Out of nowhere an Imp seemed to just appear and smiled an evil grin to all of them
"Hello, my name is blitzø, the o is silent, and I'm the leader of this little business, so, who sad fucker do you want offed?
Charlie
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In a sudden flash of recollection she vaguely remembered the advert she had seen on television for this exact group of imps
"Oh we don't quite know yet, but they've taken something very important to some of us, I'd like that thing returned and this theif delt with"
The imps grin turned to an eye roll
"Yeah, the thing is our whole deal is fucking up people you want dead from the living world, ya see? We can't really fuck them up if we don't know who you want fucked."
Charlie saw a gleam in Alastors eyes at the mention of the living world but it was hidden within moments
"Well you see the thing that was stolen was a person, a child and we're very worried," Charlie broke in, hoping that this new information would sway the imps favor into helping them
"Listen here sweet cheeks, I honestly don't give a flying fuck, we're assassins, not directives, so unless you have a bitch you want ass blasted you can piss off!"
Charlie looked to vaggy seeing the grey skinned gouls eyes twitch in barley containd rage
"diablillo hijo de puta pedazo de mierda!"
The Imp raised an eyebrow
" what... was that Spanish? I don't fuckin speak taco enchilada, so she's gonna have to rephrase "
Before Charlie or Vaggy were able to murder the Imp Alastor stepped in, the air distorting and glitching around him, odd symbols and demonic images dancing at the edge of vision
"Three times your regular price, do this one simple task and we shall have no further trouble and you will be paid, deny me or fail and you'll wish for a slow death, because what I'll do to you is so much worse and can be extended for eternity, it would be most entertaining. "
The radio demon and the Imp stared into each other's eyes, the Imp blinked first
"Fine, I'll get my assholes ready, we'll need something to track your lost whatever-the-fuckin thing your missing "
"Splendid, Charlie, if you would be so kind"
Y/n
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Y/n and Emiko spoke for a long long time, mostly about Yūrei, sharing treasured memories of that lost girl
"She was always so kind.... so caring...." Emiko reminisced as she reached into her pocket and removed that same small box she had had one the day of Yūrei's death
"She was so close to escaping, she was planning to take custody of you from that bitch, making us your legal guardians, she just needed to get the money from the bank to hire a lawyer..... "
Emiko heald the box close to her chest
"She would talk about you all the time whenever Karen wasn't home, about how much she wanted to move us out of our house and in with you...... "
Y/n said quietly as they pulled their knees up to their face, hugging them close
With a small ding the stove declared that the meal Emiko had been preparing was done
"Oh..... the chicken, best eat up, sorry if it's not good, Yūrei was always the better chef hehe"
Y/n just smiled, glad to have the ghostly woman back
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