Love and Gales of song, please guide me through the storm [Hold]

Pilot

The Immediate Murder Professionals building is shown with cars honking can be heard in the background. In the building, a door is closed, with a sign that says "Meeting in progress". Inside, Blitz is walking by a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees. (You're sitting next to Millie's right side while Moxxie is on her left side.) Blitz: "Alright, now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... [looks at Moxxie and Y/n] Moxxie, Y/n. [They give him a "What the hell?" look.] Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?" Millie: "What about a car wash?" Y/n: "Mom, this is hell. No one cares about cars being clean." Blitz: "Thank you Tiny!. Ooh, what about a billboard?"

Moxxie: "We can't afford a billboard, sir." Blitz: "Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. [Pushes Moxxie away] Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" Blitz turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Y/n stabbed a woman multiple times rapidly. While the TV was on, Loona, Millie, and Blitz ate popcorn. While Moxxie and Y/n just stood next to Millie.

Moxxie looks confused and scratches his head, while Y/n looks unimpressed and rolls her eyes. Blitz: "Ahh, those were the good times." Moxxie: "I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches." Blitz: "Uh, hey, excuse me. What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, all right? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!" Y/n: "People love musicals, sir." Blitz: "Exactly, Y/n! And we're basically doin' a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?" Moxxie tried to interrupt him, but he only continued. "'Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside."

Millie: "Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?" Moxxie: "I-- What?" Millie: "I thought I knew you." She playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie rolls his eyes affectionately. He blushed and rolled his eyes with a smile, while Y/n rolled her eyes, but with a small smile, and glanced at them. She secretly likes how cute and lovely-dovely they are. Blitz: "I can't believe you, Moxxie, [holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it] after I made you an employee of the month!" Moxxie: "Okay, sir! I'm sorry, but a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!" Y/n: "I liked it." Moxxie: "Do not-- [points at Y/n] Do not agree with him in front of me young lady!"

{I.M.P. commercial.}
Blitz: "Hi, there! I'm Blitz! The "O" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!" *Gestures to the logo as it appears on screen, then disappears and a picture of Blitz wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears.* "Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell, *Picture changes to one of Blitzo wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it* or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!" *The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzo holds a cardboard sign in a frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!"*

Demon Guy: "After lovingly killing my wife for FUCKING A DELIVERYMAN, you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could STICK IT to that YAPPY JOGGER who saw me hiding the body!" *Blitzo is speaking to the camera and holding a grimoire, while Moxxie, Y/n, and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a square.* He stares at the camera. "Well, luckily for you, thanks to our company's special access to the living world, *His eyes narrow as he makes a magical gesture with his left hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie, Y/n, and Millie are blown out of the shot. He walks up to the portal.* we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!" He then falls backward into the portal.