Spring Broken

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F/C= Favorite celebrity

March, 13-19
3rd POV

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Y/n is finally in her spring break, one week with no school and no bullying, right now Blitz and the crew driving their gray van along the street. Blitz: "I love this song! [poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio] ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫ [Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back, Y/n listening to her music on her phone, while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.] ♫ Fieeeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare ♫ [They drive into an old crowded parking lot.] ♫ Thoooought it might be love, but you went--♫" A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space. Blitz: "Unholy shit, fu-" He slams onto the brakes, and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE". "Oh, you suck for life, do ya?!"He pulls out a megaphone and yells into it. "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your TITS out of my parking spot!"

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitz lowers the megaphone, shocked. "Oh, shit! Verosika!" She blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops. "Blitzo." She pronounced as spelled. Blitz: "I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is[falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.]three Rings DOWN!" Verosika: "And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts." Y/n look outside and immediately hid, the back passenger got out of the car and walk to her aunt. "It's the whore. Aunt V,[drink her Beelzejuice] why bother talking to him?" 'Oh no, it's her! Why? On my spring break?!' Y/n thought as she panicked. Verosika: "Don't worry, we won't be here for so long. Besides, my eyes hurt just looking at him." They laugh.

Blitz: "Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"  Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically. " They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." She takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb. "So, your sister says Hi."  Blitz: [angrily steps in front of Verosika] "Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!" Verosika: "Actually, prick... it has my name on it." Points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground. Her niece laughs. Verosika: "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..."

Loona: [watching from the van] "No way" Y/n: "How much you wanna bet this is gonna turn out bad?" Loona: "How much?" Dad: "No betting girls." Both roll their eyes. Verosika: "...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break." Blitz: "A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!" Verosika: [removes her sunglasses] "Awww, you mad, Blitzo? [pronounced as spelled once again] You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run" Blitz and Verosika: "run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!" Blitz: "Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!" Verosika: "Choke on a sandpaper cock."  She flips him the bird, her niece follow her, and walks away while Loona and Y/n fearfully lower their head in the van. Blitz follows Verosika. "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna"

A towering muscular Hellhound man appears behind Blitz and growls. Hellhound: "You'll what?" Blitz: [glances around and stutters in fear] "Or I'll uh uh, I- I'll." Verosika: "Anyway, meet our new Hellhound... Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." Verosika and her niece leave with their bodyguard. She glances over her shoulder as she flips Blitz off. Verosika: "Ta-ta, fuck stain." Blitz: "Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that." Loona: [kicks van door open and steps out] "You know Verosika Mayday?!" Blitz: "Huh...? Oh yeah, her, yeah. We dated." Millie: "Was it before or after she became a pop star?"

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