Love and Gales of song, please guide me through the storm [Hold]

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Millie: "Nice one, B!" Y/n: "Not bad sir." Blitz: "Gimme another, Mox!" Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock. "Eh, Nah. Not feelin' it. Next!" Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent breasts, holding a pitchfork. Blitzo and Millie look bored. While Y/n focuses on her phone watching short videos sitting next to her mom. Blitz: "Uh-huh. Keep going, keep going, keep goin'..." Moxxie switches the channel again.

Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane. "I say, I say! Are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackfords Wacky Idea Factory!" The title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons. "Where you make the things and I make the money!" Wally appears close to the screen with a pleading face. "Please! I'm very desperate!"

Blitz: "Bingo!" Shoots and explodes the TV again. Millie: "WOO! You're on a roll, sir!" Loona snores while sleeping in a chair. She has her foot upon the table and twitches it in her sleep. A shaking wakes her up and causes her cup to spill. "Guys... Do you feel that?" Y/n: "Who wouldn't?" Blitz: "Oh, shit! Is that a hell shake?" Moxxie: "That's possible?" Y/n: "Now that I think about it....it is weird for this to happen in hell, but anything can happen." Millie holds onto Moxxie as his tail shoots up in fear. "Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie! You're saying our child!" Moxxie: I'm not panicking, because hell quakes don't happen." Y/n: "I'm not scared mom." Millie grabs her daughter and holds her tight. 'Seriously! I'm not scared.' Y/n thought. Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him. "STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!" Loona hits Moxxie against the wall before he is knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes. Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie. The smoke clears and a supervillain demon enters the room through the hole. Loona growls on all fours. Millie reaches out her arm protecting Y/n. They never notice Moxxie under the rumble.

Loopty Goopty: "Do not be afraid!" The man grins and extends his metal contraptions in loops. Blitz: "Please tell me you got that insurance thing." Millie takes out a sharp black ax. "Who are you, and what do you want?!" Y/n is still behind her. Loopy Goopty slides along the black loops before he does a villainous pose between the imps. Loopty: "I am Loopty Goopty! [singsong voice] Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!" Loona: "Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't needs to be this whole thing." Loopty: "I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric shit!" Does a wavy dance. Blitzo sniffs him and flinches. Blitz: "Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?" Loopty: "YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!" Y/n: "But how did you find us or know where to even find us?" Loopty: "Someone told me about you guys." Loona taps on her phone. "Just sayin'... the front door would've gotten you here fine." Loopty: "Shut up, dear furry!" Loona growls in anger. Y/n's mouth forms into an "O". 'OH no he didn't!' Loopty Goopty appears in front of Loona and turns to Blitz.

Loopy: [singsong voice] "This is the man I'm gonna need you to kill!" He holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed. Blitzo takes the photo from him. "Not even a shits length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion! Im Blitzo, the O is silent." Loona walks away as Blitzo walks over to Loopty and shakes his hand. Loopty: "What O?" Blitz: "Aww, thank you. Now, what's the tea, sis?" Loopty: "The TEAAAA?!" Moxie's arm appears as he struggles under the weight of the debris. Moxxie: [pained] "Guys, help!" Y/n and Millie finally notice his arm and ran to him trying to help him out.