1. So when the year first started, we were outside during activity period and I was with some of my friends who were just walking around, talking like 11-13 year old children do. So we go near the edge to this shallow wall of trees that led to a farm that was right next to the school. (This 'wall' was right next to the blacktop/basketball court mind you.. we weren't just going out into the wild- lol) So two of my friends are just looking around when they shout,
"What the hell is that? Is that a dead mouse..?"
so we all rush over to see what the heck she's talking about, and we all gather around this ded mouse. Trust me when I say it gets better. My friend (Gravy Man) just fake cries, bends down and kneels before this mouse as if it is some shrine and says, and I quote this,
"nO.. N OT RA TAT O UILL E.."
We all start busting out laughing, and he just has some hand sanitizer in his hand, and just randomly throws it on this DEAD MOUSE. One of the two girls there, (not me) just shrieks at this, and says "WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU DO THAT?" and we are all wondering the same thing. He then says,
"He needs to clean his hands if he wants to cook right?"
We are all dying of laughter at this point, and after a couple minutes of just memeing about it, the other girl that was there says jokingly that she wants to eat it. Just imagine someone that you are friends with but you aren't too close with, just says like it's a normal, human sentence,
"I want to eat it."
So after that, somehow (I don't remember) we get this mouse on the blacktop. This girl is just kneeling over this dead mouse, debating if she should pick it up. Eventually Gravy Man just picks it up by the tail and yeets it into the forest.
2. So we were just having a normal PE (Physcial Education) class doing circuit training. (IT SUCKS) Almost everyone in my class starts gathering around this one part of the fence. You know how I said before that our school was near a farm? Well the problem with that is that some animals.. can fit their heads through an electric fence and get stuck. So yeah a frikkin goat got their head stuck in the fence. Literally everyone just stood there for like 40 minutes trying to 'flag down the farmer' when they were just standing there talking to each other about who knows what and repeatedly being told to go back and do circuits by the teacher. I didn't go over and so did a couple of the boys that I'm close with. We lapped all of them for the first time by like two so HA. I personally didn't want to just stand around. I would've, but I had my TKD test for my senior red belt that weekend so I wanted to get ready for it. So yea basically the goat was stuck there for (from what I heard) like 2 1/2 hours- it got out with the farmer's help don't worry!
it got stuck again the next day-
3. So the whole class was just sitting there, bored out of our minds while just listening to the Spanish teachers mixed English-Spanish rambling. (No offense to Spanish peeps-) We were just getting done with a worksheet (I think) when for some reason a girl in the front had a shoe that belonged to a boy in the back. I was doodling on my paper so obviously I had no idea how this happened. So the teacher looks, and just TAKES THE SHOE FROM THIS GIRL. (she's now called Prenna btw- the boy is now called Dylan from now on-) Now this teacher is known for taking things from kids if they are distracting, and giving them back at the end of class. (Yes this happened before to my friend. The teacher stole her hair band- XD) But this time was different.
So she walked over to the corner of the room WITH DYLAN'S SHOE MIND YOU, and threw it in the garbage can- everyone just bursts with laughter, including Dylan. So she walks back to the front without the shoe in hand, meaning that she had left it there. A couple minutes later, one of Dylan's friends I'm gonna call Zarce asked to go to the bathroom. After he comes back, he grabs in out of the trash can and casually throws it back to Dylan. Granted, the trash can in my classes aren't usually full as they are emptied every night after hours, so Zarce wasn't sticking his hand and forearm into straight tissues and pencil shavings.
So yeah I hope you enjoyed these little stories! My personal favorite is 3.. lol
Also these are in chronological order, meaning that they are in date order. The last one happened like on Monday I think-
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