Someday [f.k]

Chapter 9

Hey guys, just a little A/N. Shoutout to a few of my favourite authors! @closet_anarchist, @MadeInWicklow, @Banana_Rainbow, @kfxinfinity, and a few others <3
Now on with the story!
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6:30PM, WALNUT AVE.
Felix: I see that you've finally returned home

Alexa: stalker alert

Felix: whatever

Felix: you done with your project thingy?

Alexa: Yes, after a few years

Felix: grandma, got any cookies?

Alexa: no, I baked these instead

Alexa: *whips out a frying pan and hits you in the face*

Felix: -.- asshat

Alexa: Correction: EGOTISTICAL asshat

Felix: you wot m8

Alexa: 360 no scoping ya ass

Felix: oohh

Felix: looks like someone's a nerdy gamer

Alexa: ima nerdy, hungry food machine

Felix: no, you're a nerdy gamer that likes to eat food

Alexa: ty for correcting me

Felix: can I come over to your house and eat

Alexa: why not

Felix: yay

Felix: so what are we eating

Alexa: roast chicken with mushrooms, baked potatoes with butter, and some goat cheese and crackers

Felix: yum

Felix : what do I wear

Alexa: you're not a girl, are you?

Felix: no

Felix: I just wanna dress appropriately

Alexa: wear something appropriate then

Felix: how about no

Alexa: how about I kick your butt to Uranus? (A/N: ty da_galaxy_unicorn )

Felix: how about no

Alexa: so then, dress appropriately

Felix: kthxbye

Alexa: -.- fine bye

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Short chapter again
No hate pls
I like donuts
Have a nice day!

-Faith 👣