Someday [f.k]

Chapter 15

8:03PM, WALNUT AVE.
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Felix: I'm assuming you need a ride from me?

Alexa: Not today bro

Alexa: sorry

Felix: K
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1:29PM, HEALSVILLE HIGH SCHOOL
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Alexa: what are you doing

Felix: trying out pick up lines

Alexa: try one on me

Felix: are you from titanic? Cause I'd like to touch your pu-sea (A/N: I have to thank my friend for this)

Alexa: are you a runner? Cause I'd like you to run as fast as your stickman legs can carry you

Felix: fuck you

Alexa: sorry

Alexa: #sorrynotsorry (A/N: da_galaxy_unicorn damn striker be fast)

Felix: I hate you

Alexa: idgaf

Felix: you're an idiot, you know that?

Alexa: nah

Alexa: I'm a idiot that loves food a lot

Felix: true dat

Felix: last night, you snatched all of the pizza on my plate

Alexa: true dat

Alexa: I love pizza

Felix: oh and did you like ricky?

Alexa: I love Ricky

Alexa: your cat rocks dude

Felix: what about me

Alexa: you suck balls

Alexa: your cat has more sweg than you

Felix: D:

Alexa: lol

Felix: have you watched the illumiNOTjesus tv show? (A/N: me and da_galaxy_unicorn made it up XD)

Alexa: no

Alexa: what is it anyway

Felix: ok so illumiNOTjesus is a TV show hosted by illuminati and lucifer. They interview Jesus and Satan for their opinions.

Felix: and illuminati hosts mcdevil ads while lucifer airs 'Satan The Explorer'.

Alexa: sounds.......

Alexa: pretty rad

Felix: do you want to watch it after school?

Alexa: suurree

Felix: yay

Felix: they're hosting a 'Satan The Explorer' marathon after a few illumiNOTjesus airings

Alexa: will be right over after school

Felix: want me to order pizza?

Alexa: sure

Alexa: one large pepperoni with extra cheese and one medium Hawaiian pizza and 2 lava cakes and a large coke or pepsi.

Felix: wow you sure do eat a lot

Felix: is it that time of the month

Alexa: no

Felix: k

Felix: can I ask you a personal question

Alexa: what is it

Felix: are you a serial killer

Alexa: you mean cereal, or serial

Felix: serial

Alexa: no, I'm not a serial killer

Alexa: but I am a cereal killer

Felix: wut

Alexa: well I have killed several different types of weet-bixes, boxes of coco pops, a few more boxes of frosted flakes, fruity pebbles, lucky charms and several gallons of milk :)

Felix: I feel so thin

Alexa: haha die bitch
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I like dr pepper gum :)
Sitting next to da_galaxy_unicorn
She's "photoshopping" on the Wikipedia
"DAN HOWELL IS MARRIED TO PHIL LESTER."
"THEY MET IN ASDA AND THE TWO TWATS FELL IN LOVE THE MOMENT THEY SAW EACH OTHERS CUTE BUTTS." - Diya 2015, aka da_galaxy_unicorn
Have a nice day!

-Faith 🐧