Even in a Million Years

Twenty-One

Bailey

"I don't think I can move," Spencer quite literally drops himself onto the couch in our front room. Closing his eyes as he does so, he looks like he's about to pass out.

In hindsight it probably wasn't the best decision to take them to Kanes in terms of our fittings tonight...however it was definitely the best for our souls.

Kane's was a cure all in my opinion.

We weren't gone long, we drove around town and I got to show them some of our favorite places growing up. I showed them the high school, and eventually the football field dedicated to my best friend. Once we came back around town we stopped at Kane's and then home again.

"I should go get Elle, I dropped her with Caleb earlier,"

"I thought she wanted to hang out with Arya," Spencer questions, his words slow as he slips in and out of his food coma. It was quite comical.

"She did but Arya wasn't there, Caleb said he'd watch her for a bit" he huffs as he stands up "Wanna come with us kid?"

"I can't move," Spencer groans "Go without me I'm going—"

He cut off by Tyler and Wes walking in, tossing everyone in the vicinity a beer.

It's 3 pm.

"Day drinking before fittings," Wes smiles

"Wes I'm already bloated as hell, at this rate I won't fit into my dress," I toss it back to him.

Like they typically do, Tyler along with Wes make themselves at home. Sitting besides Spencer, handing him a bottle, the three clink them together before drinking.

God they're corrupting my sweet Spencer.

"How do women's fittings work? I've always been curious cause guys, for the most part, are proportional but Bails for instance, you have a big ass but a small waist but fuckin linebacker shoulders so like—" Ty chimes after a second

Thanks Ty. Really appreciate you.

"Hey I happen to like my linebacker shoulders!" I subconsciously touch my shoulders. He had a point, I had huge shoulders, it was hilarious.

"Yeah I do too, the make your tits look nice but I just am confused as to how a tailor accounts for it all," he says in bewilderment...with a straight face.

"Wes, punch him for me will you,"

My request is followed my a very satisfactory "ow" and I am left smiling.

"Okay in all fairness I didn't mean it in a mean way, you have one of the best asses I've ever seen Bails but like how do things fit an ass like yours and still make your waist look good and-" I motion for another punch, this time Spencer's the one giving it.

"How the hell are you a teacher?" I mumble into my hands.

I didn't take offense really, it was just Tyler being...well, Tyler. His lack of filter is refreshing ... sometimes.

"I'm just gonna shut up now," He smiles  before taking a sip of whatever his beer of choice is today.

"We're gonna go get Elle before we leave for fittings,"

"Grab Kazer too," Wes chimes

"We haven't seen the golden boy's pretty face in a minute," Tyler smirks.

Their bromance never wavered.

"We'll watch the other child," Wes gestures to Spencer and just like Tyler, earned himself another punch in the arm.