Kakavege One-shots

A challenge

"Hey Vegeta?" Goku asked walking up behind him.

Vegeta sighed heavily, he'd been dealing with this all day.

"Are you ketchup?"

Vegeta raised a brow, was he what?

"What?"

"Are you ketchup?"

"No, what the fuck is wrong with you?" Vegeta went to take a drink of his water that he'd worked so hard for.

"Are you sure you aren't? Cause I wanna flip you over, hit it from behind and make you squirt."

Vegeta spit out his water, face flushed redder than a red cherry. "The fuck?!"

Bulma walked around the corner with a goo like substance on her hand. "Vegeta, I've been waiting for you but since you were taking so long I did it myself."

Vegeta nearly choked. He quickly ran out the room, his precious water spilling on the floor.

Bulma and Goku glared at each other. "Aloe vera? Seriously bulma?"

"Ketchup? Seriously goku?"

Goku sighed heavily pinching the bridge of his nose. "Look bulma, I know the challenge was whoever made him more flustered got to fuck him but it's obvious neither of us are going to win."

"So?"

"So let's call it even and we can share him."

"Get him drunk and have a threesome?"

"Get him drunk and have a threesome."

I posted this on the wrong book 😭anyways credits to you sinisterpumpkinz thanks 😊