Kakavege One-shots

Turkey

I'm sorry this is late but I did it.

Goku black stared at the prince. The prince was sleeping peacefully on his back in nothing but boxers.

Goku Black inhaled slowly, turning to face Zamasu.

"You're gonna want to leave. Go mess with the mortals or something." Black said as calmly as he could.

".. And why would I do that? Didn't we agree we wouldn't attack on holidays?" Zamasu questioned. He was still flabbergasted that no one had noticed that Black had taken Vegeta.

"Because I'm about to stuff this turkey." Black said as he climbed onto the bed and binded vegeta's hands together as if in cuffs, and repeating the process to the Prince's feet. Now the smaller saiyan truly did look like a turkey. A well cooked, crispy, juicy, plump turkey..

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"Goku what's wrong?" Present bulma asked. She had to somewhat shout for Goku to hear over all the screaming and yelling around them.

Goku's blood boiled and some veins popped up on his forehead.

"Someone's touching my turkey"

This is probably sh!t so I may delete. I'm writing a different one for thanksgiving but it won't be done for a while. Happy thanksgiving my smutty fluffstuffs