𝒻𝑜𝑜𝓁 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒

~𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜~ 𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚠𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝚠/ 𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚜/𝚘

(reposted from my Tumblr)

● this man doesn't have any kind of filter whatsoever, you get hit in the face with his dirty jokes and comments from day one.

● it probably confused him a tiny bit the first time you made a confused face at his jokes.

● though once he realized you just didn't understand it, it definitely just added to his 'joke material' to use on you.

● he thinks it's the funniest thing when your face scrunches up in confusion before becoming flushed whenever he makes one of his flirty attempts at jokes.

● absolutely doesn't shy away from PDA of any kind so he will be loudly (this man does not have volume control) making comments about how good you look and be making jokes in the middle of public.

● one of his goals is to make you blush as possible, it gives him an ego boost to see you so flustered from his jokey complements.

● he would straight up die if you try to make a joke or flirt back (like RIP alfredo, your adult magazines will miss you 😔)

● even if you're not as extreme with them as he is, if you just said he was handsome he'd have a big ol' grin the rest of the day.

● I feel like he'd be the kinda person whos always around his partner, like either your following him around or vice versa (might make some basic dating HCs and go more in-depth )

● so when you've been dating a while and you still blush and shyly smile at him despite hearing the jokes and flirting 1000+ times, it definitely warms his heart especially when he realizes it's him who makes you like that and not his "romance" skills.