Landmine (Bakugo x Kirishima x Female reader)

Chapter 37

A few weeks later

The day is nice and balmy with a light breeze as I sit outside at my go to cafe. It's been about six months since I made the shady deal with Gil and it's starting to bother me that he hasn't called to collect. Each day without a call makes me more anxious and the boys are starting to pick up on it. I could call him to see what's going on, but it also makes me nervous to potentially poke the bear.

I got tired of being inside so much that now I write at this place, much to Bakugo's dismay. He tried so hard to convince me to write in the back yard, but it's not the same as having someone bring me coffee and pastries while I get to people watch.

I've made no more progress on Lilly's case and I still haven't found physical proof to condemn the commissioner. I'm stuck. Again. The only thing I look forward to is going home to my men and seeing Kirk, Marcus and Brecker once a week when I go relieve the couple so I can babysit Brecker for date night.

I see a couple of familiar figures walking down the street on the opposite side of the road and a group of girls at the table next to me start gushing about my men.

"I would climb both of them like a tree" one says. I want to turn around and tell her it's just as good as she thinks it is.

"You can take Dynamight, Red is the one for me." Another chimes in

"No way! Red Riot is my man! Do you think he would sign my boob if I asked?" The first one replies. I want to rip her tits off. Can't sign the twins if they're not there.

"While you two fight over Red, Dynamight and I will be having rough hate sex in the nearest closet" a third interjects. If only she knew that he was the gentler lover between the two of them. They probably would also never guess that he likes it up the ass too, but that's a secret I will take to my grave. Only Kirishima and I get to see that side of him.

"And you know they both just wake up hot. Ugh. It's so unfair!" I don't even know which one said it, but I can't help myself anymore.

"That's actually not true" I say, leaning back and turning my head to look at them. "Kirishima has the worst bedhead and Bakugo drools enough to fill up a kiddie pool. He changes his pillow case daily because of it."

"Yeah sure." They all roll their eyes at me "how would you even know?"

"Because I'm dating both of them. Right now. At the same time. It's been about six months, actually. We're having a fancy dinner tonight to celebrate." I answer honestly. There's no way they'll believe me, but it feels good to watch the disbelief on their face waver to doubt and suspicion.

"Uh huh. Sure" one of them rolls their eyes, but I can tell she's curious. "If you're with them, call them over here."

"Alright" I turn back to where my men are. They're directly across the street from me now and I whistle in a cat-calling manner "Ay! What that ass do!"

They both whip their heads in my direction, smiling when they see me and jog over. The girls behind me scoff, one mutters 'still doesn't prove anything' under her breath. I gather my belongings, putting my laptop into it's case. The boys pick up all my stuff which includes a few shopping bags full of lingerie I bought this morning.

It's become a habit of theirs to rip or burn my underwear off me. I'm not complaining, but I do hope I can get these pieces to last longer than a week or so.