can u not

spider oh hell no

i had a mental breakdown last night

because of a goddamn spider

ok so i was going to take a bath when i opened the damn cabinet door & guess what the fucking hell was in the fucking mutherfucking cabinet?????

a FUCKING SPIDER

so i took off running through the apartment & was like 'KAT KILL THAT FUCKING SPIDER'

i ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knife & was hardcore fuckin crying

then my idiot of a best friend sent me a photo of a spider & guess what else?????????

A CLOWN

what no i hate clown with a goddamn passion

hell no

sam