can u not

hell no

1. when people chew with their mouths open: no, no, & no. it's disgusting & i hate it no

2. when someone has the nerve to smack their lips at me: oh hell no bitch. my social study's teach does that but he's my favorite teacher & sometimes i fidget really bad in my seat bc when he's teaching he does it & i don't want to say something bc if i do ill get on his bad side & yeah

3. when black girls automatically think they can sing just because they are black: (before i even start on this no i am not being a racist asshole who is eating chilly cheese fries as she writes this) all these black women out here tryna sing like they Mariah Carrey. no.

4. when someone has a baby just to make him stay: really?

5. twerking: yes you can twerk, but can
you clean the dishes? yes you can twerk, but can you cook? YES YOU CAN TWERK BUT CAN YOU READ A GODDAMN BOOK?! twerking isn't everything lady's. there's more to life than shaking your ass.

6. their, they're, & there: why is it that people understand the words thot & turnt but half of yall damn people still
don't know the fucking difference between their, they're, & there. THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

7. roll your eyes at me: i dare you. because if you do i will smack you so damn hard you'll go blind & deaf at the same damn time.

8. making fun of cats: do you want to die? huh? because if you don't, then why the hell are you making fun of cats?

9. prissy girls: don't you fucking dare even so much as look my way, sniff my way, walk towards my way, or even think of my way. dont.

10. bullying: ......fuck you

11. dogs: i think they are the spawns of satan

12. siblings: my older brother is tolerable. but the two younger ones know how to push my buttons and it fucking bugs the shit outta me and they know it.

as you all could tell that was a list of things that i hate with a passion

bless all of you who don't fuck with people who do the things i just listed. bless u indeed.

sam