can u not

boobs & butts

i think jesus wanted me to suffer

i literally have the biggest boobs & to make things fUCKING WORSE, i have a big butt too! (lol no i am not bragging bc they are the devil)

i blame my mom bc her butt is like friggin' two fresh, very large apple's back there. i would show you but when i asked her if i could take a picture of her butt she was like 'lol wtf is wrong withchu'

but she has small boobs so i blame my boobs on my dads side of the family bc all of my aunts & my grandma have big boobs like wOW

but seriously ill get you a picture of my moms butt soon

sam