can u not

fight

don't tell me this bitch is trying to fight me again

i've done whooped her ass once, i'll fuckin do it again.

i'm telling you, it'll be ten times worse because let me tell you something, my whole family is bat-shit crazy. like on a scale from Johnny Depp, to that Silence of The Lamb guy, it's that Silence of The Lamb guy.

only twenty times worse.

okay let's see, i have a schizophrenia uncle who thinks if he has sunglasses on you can't see him & is constantly thinking someone is chasing him (no it's no paranoia. he's been diagnosed & everything) i have a cousin who's beat the living shit outta somebody with a pool stick because they blamed her kids for something, i have a aunt who's ready to beat the fuck out of our cousin because the cousin is really dumb, i have a mom who has bipolar disorder & when she doesn't have her medication her nerves are shot to the point where she'll literally scream for 3 minutes, i have a cousin who's went to jail over ten times for breaking an entry, i have a great uncle who's literally pointed a gun at somebody because they stole something very important to him, i have a cousin who's younger than me almost kill somebody, & many, many, many, many, many, many, many, MANY more.

let's see, how do i put this - oh yes, basically we're the redneck mob.

no, i am not bragging about my family's, insane-ness...? anyways, i'm not really proud of what all they've done & yes, i do have family that's on drugs, & i hope they get the help they need - but i guess what i'm trying to say is that if this bitch even tries to gang up on me with her friends, she'll have the mutherfuckers who've gave everyone hell around here after her ass. & yes, she might be only seventeen but honestly, my family is literally that insane that they don't give a rat's ass.

i'm just worried that they'll gang up on me & she'll have the whole Tilley clan on her ass. (before you ask, no, that is not my last name. i'm related to the Tilley's because my mom was a Tilley before she married my dad & no i will not give you my last name bye)