can u not

FUCK NO

WHAT THE HELL OK SO I DECIDE I WANTED TO MAKE MYSELF MAD AND WENT TO LOOK AT SOME CRAPPY BOOKS (im sorry ok no offense to teen wolf i was looking at a different kind of fics dont hate me) AND SO HE TOLD HIS BEST FRIEND HE LOVED HER AND SHE DIDNT SAY IT BACK SO HE SHOVED HER INTO THE FLOOR BC THEY WERE SITTING ON THE BED AND SHE JUST GOT BACK IN BED

WHAT THE FUCK NO I WOULD BE SLAPPING THAT SON OF A BITCH

1) I WOULD SLAP THE FUCK OUTTA HIM WITH BACON

2) I WOULD PUT SHAMPOO IN THE MUTHERFUCKERS EYES

3) GODDAMMIT IF YOU ARE A MAN ABUSING A WOMEN EVEN IF YOURE SHOVING HER OFF THE BED BC SHE DOESNT SAY SHE LOVES YOU BACK FUCK YOU MAN. FUCK. YOU.

4) I HATE MYSELF FOR GETTING SO FUCKING WORKED UP ABOUT IT

5) I WOULD BE PUNCHING THE FUCK OUTTA HIM AND CUSSING HIM THE HELL OUT

6) I WOULD NOT BE STAYING THERE I WOULD BE GOING HOME STILL CURSING AND PROBABLY PUNCHING THINGS

7) I SWEAR TO GOD IF SOMEBODY DID THAT TO ME I WOULD BE SO FUCKING PISSED NO

IM DONE

WAIT NO

I WOULD GET HIM WHERE ALL THE SHARKS IN THE WORLD ARE AND THROW HIM IN THE OCEAN WITH THEM

SAM