can u not

sheldon cooper

i understand sheldon on a level that i cant even ok????

i dont like human contact (just ew), im a total nerd when it comes to stuff like video games & lord of the rings, & my brain is just better than most humans

(lol jk im dumb af)

but still like with this generation im actually considered smart

& i have a damn C in math

eh i wont need it fir my future job anyways

yAS U HERD ME iM WORKIN AT MCDONALDS BITCHES

i AINT GON BE GRINDIN' UP YO MCFLURRY THO

iLL PROBABLY BE THE LAZY ONE WHI TAKES BRAKES ALL THE TIME TO CHECK ON iNSTAGRAM OR SOME OTHER DUMB SHIT

im jk im gettin into law school - a lawyer to be exact.

ill probably not be successful but ya know those shits get paid a lot so

tHEN MY BEST FRIEND IS GUNNA BE A DOCTOR & WE DECIDED WE'LL mOVE IN TOGETHER, gET RICH AS FUCK, & tHEN not HAVE TO CHECK THE FUCKIN PRICE TAG WHEN WE wALK INTO VICTORIA's SECRET

#lifegoals

anyways, i told my mom i was sheldon cooper's secret twin sister & she kinda looked at me like 'the fuck is wrong with her?????'

lol, but yeah.

my best friend is the leonard to my sheldon, & i am the sheldon to her leonard

my cousin - who i think is gunna marry my bff - is probably penny with leonard & idk whos gunna be whats her face thats dating sheldon???

either way, i am sheldon, sheldon is me,

wE R ONE

btw i cry bc of the human population

sAM