can u not

mom

my day, in a few fucking words, has been utterly & completely shitty.

like okk i got a C in math right??? (im dumb as shit idek why my mom even sends me to school) & my mom scrEAMED AT ME FOR NOT GETTING A b

-_- bitch what??

lol jk my mom would fucking slap the shit outta me if she ever herd me say that to her

my mom is crazy ok

let me tell u, the women has a serious bipolar disorder & it can be scary, but funny asf at the same time. like, she ask u what u want for dinner & u give her a simple answer

"pizza"

"yOU WANT FUCKIN PIZZA?!?! WE HAVE PIZZA EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT!! I DO EVERY FUCKIN THING AROUND HERE!!! SAM!! GET IN HERE AND CLEAN THE DIRTY ASS DISHES WHILE I GO SMOKE OUTSIDE!!" (my mom does smoke btw but not inside cuz like no)

i dont even get her but when i got into that fight with thE BITCH WHO STOLE MY FUCKING JACKET (dont even) SHE WAS LIKE

'dats my baby girl right there! liL ME!'

i cant even handle her like shes my bff forever & i love her

sam