The Chaos Squad

Lord Of The High Schoolers And A Forth Wall Breaker

Lord Of The Flies is an old book that most school kids were forced to read at least once in their lives. Basically, what happens it that these school boys end up deserted on an island. The story ends with the boys all restoring to savagery, as boys usually do. This is a fine example of what happens when children are left unattended. This is what happened when the lunch monitor left the room for one moment to use the bathroom or read a romance novel.

At this particular school, the lunch monitor left at the same moment the two new students entered the cafeteria. These two new students also happened to be rather well known, seeing as they were related to superheroes. So, the moment Shuri and Loki stepped into the room, a swarm of teenagers began bombarding them with questions.

"Do you have your own Black Panther suit?"

"Can you turn into a big monster?"

"Are you really royalty?"

"Are you actually from space?"

It was extremely loud and the group was getting the majority of it. Shuri was taken aback while Peter and Loki both covered their ears because of their heightened senses.

"Back out!" MJ yelled, taking charge.

She grabbed the boys' arms while Ned pulled Shuri. They went out into the main field, where less students were, either playing during recess or eating on the grass and benches. They went over to the bleachers overlooking the football field and sat down.

"Wow, that was..." Shuri shook her head.

"Crazy. Annoying. Loud." Loki supplied.

"Let's eat before they get here," Peter said quickly, "You guys remember rule number three?"

Loki and Shuri nodded, speaking in unison, "Always bring lunch."

"Rule?" Ned blinked.

"High school rules," Peter said, "Five rules to survive high school." Then he recited.

"Rule number one. Never forget homework. One project lost might equal failing the entire grade.

Rule number two. Never miss a day or be late. You might miss something important.

Rule number three. Always bring lunch. You never know if someone will steal your lunch money.

Rule number four. Have friends. Nothing makes you look more like a loser then being alone.

Rule number five. Never let Mr. Stark take you to school."

"I have three notes," MJ raised a hand, "First, I think you're over exaggerating about the homework."

"I am not!"

"Fine. Secondly, I feel like the lunch money only applies to you losers."

"That's because everyone's too scared to steal yours," Ned muttered.

MJ rolled her eyes, "And, lastly, what the hell does rule number five mean?"

"If Mr. Stark drives me to school, I'll never live it down."

"Why?" Shuri asked.

"You don't get it!" Peter said, "If he drives us, he'll probably do something embarrassing, like blast music while screaming 'I love you!' at the top of his lungs."

Everyone stared at him for a second. Then Loki typed something onto his phone that Peter was sure would end up as a prank later.

"Anyway," Shuri said, "Can you quickly tell us who knows about your... secret project?"