The Chaos Squad

MOVIE NIGHT BOIZ!!!

"You. Did. What?"

You know that scary thing a person does when they're really angry? The slow head turn and the wide and fake smile spread across their face. Their eyes go really wide, showing the full extent of their psychotic energy?

Guess what, it's a thousand times worse when the person is an unstable Jotun.

"I invited the entirety of the Avengers for movie night on Friday." Peter mumbled, feeling ready to bolt.

Loki's eye twitched as he looked down at his paper, "Alright. This is fine. Perfectly fine. Absolutely--"

"It's not fine!" Bruce yelled from the other room.

"He's right. It's not."

"I'm sorry!" Peter cried, "It was a spur-of-the-moment decision!"

"It's fine," Loki repeated, standing up, "Just-- Have fun. I'll be reading."

He made to go to his room but Peter grabbed his arm, "Wait, no. I want you to be there too."

"I'm not staying in the same room as Barton and Romanoff."

"You'll be in Jotun form."

"Stop making puppy eyes."

"Not until you agree."

"I hate you."

"I love you too."

Loki took a deep breath, "Fine."

"Yay!"

"Who else is going to be there?"

"Well, everyone here," Peter began ticking off fingers, "So Bruce, Mr. Stark, you, me, Wade, Shuri, Bucky, Steve, and Sam. There's also Clint, Clint's new friend he wants to bring, Natasha and her sister, Pepper, Scott and his wife Hope and daughter Cassie and..."

"And?"

"Andnickfuryandmariahillfromshield--"

"WHAT?!"

"Nick Fury and Maria Hill from SHIE--"

"I HEARD!"

Peter flinched, "Sorry."

Loki's anger dissolved, "It's fine. I'm sorry for yelling."

"The great Loki apologized for something?" Tony stepped into the room with a mug of coffee in hand, "Is the world ending? Have I died? What happened?"

The jotun didn't respond, instead walking out of the room and into his, slamming the door shut. Peter told Tony exactly what happened. The inventor grinned. Just then, Steve walked in too, looking slightly confused.

"I heard yelling."

"I invited everyone for movie night without telling Loki," Peter admitted.

Whoever said Steve didn't have a sense of humor was wrong. The captain chuckled, covering his mouth.

"Oh, this is going to be amazing."

~~~

Tony wouldn't call this situation funny. Nope, not at all. Mildly amusing-- No. Not amusing. Nope, nope, nope. Because his friend (Was he a friend? Did they ever verify it?) was anxious. All of his friends were. And the last thing this situation was supposed to be translated as was--

"This isn't funny, Tony."

The smile slid off his face when he realized it was there, scared by Pepper's sudden growl. She'd been moody lately. Something to do with the company, he thinks. He hastily continues popping popcorn and avoiding her eye. Instead he goes back to staring at (NOT SMILING) his compatriots. 

Thor was oblivious to his chaotic surroundings, making conversation with the equally oblivious Sam. Peter and Shuri were loudly debating whether to watch Star Wars or the Harry Potter franchise, neither of them choosing an actual side, just listing the pros and cons. Loki was stress cooking/eating with Bucky, the two of them frantically baking cookies or something and yelling in multiple different languages. Bruce and Steve were following them around to try and get them to calm down. And Wade--

Wade is eating fucking popcorn. What the fuck, dude?

"But it's so funny! It's better then the movie!"

Everything came to a screeching halt when FRIDAY's voice rang out, "Sir, the others have arrived."

Then all hell broke loose. Bruce and Steve were quite literally dragging Bucky and Loki away from the oven. Shuri and Peter were fighting over-- musicals? Sam and Thor looked surprised at the fact that everyone was freaking out. And Wade was cackling.

Eventually, everything cooled down. Literally and figuratively. No more yelling and Loki was in his jotun form. Peter put on his Spider-Man costume because Spider-Man had invited the Avengers, not Peter. And Wade was suddenly in his costume through "the power of writing!"

Stop giving away my god damn secrets.

Tony watched as Pepper anxiously snack on buttery popcorn. She was as stressed as everyone else. Not stressed for herself but for them. That's why she was Tony's wife, a beautiful soul with a big heart. When she chooses someone to take care of, she goes into completel "Mother Mode" and will go through hell and back for them. She's already imprinted on the teens, so she was worried how this would go.

Oh, how he loved her.

"CORNY!"

SHUT UP, WADE!

Anyway, let's just hope this entire movie night doesn't crash and burn.

"It probably will."

Ugh, he's right.

~~~

HELLO SHORT AND STUPID FILLER CHAPTER.

But hey I hope you like it because chaos will ensue in the next one so... ye have fun.

Peace out, suckers *jumps out of plane without parachute*

(whoever spotted the reference, i love you)