The Chaos Squad

lol, patrol go brrr

When the final bell rang, the group literally bolted out the door before the students couldn't get any ideas. Between Peter's enhancements, Loki's biology, and Shuri's inherited animal instincts, they left Ned and MJ in the dust. Not that it mattered, both had to head home anyway. Ned promised he would log on to be Peter's guy in a chair the moment he was home and MJ said she would log on too.

Peter led Loki and Shuri to an alley he usually changed in, "Alrighty, you guys can put on your stuff."

Peter pulled on his suit and pressed the front so the baggy cloth fitted him properly. Shuri pulled out a claw necklace from under her dress and tapped it with identical silver bracelets on her wrists. The bracelets morphed silver gauntlets and the necklace turned into a traditional Wakandan armor. Then a mask covered her face, similar to her brother's except with white dot accents, and her hair changed from space buns into a high ponytail with lots of little braids.

"Wow, nice!" Peter exclaimed, grinning behind his mask.

"I know right!" Shuri said with equal excitement, "I love nanotech so much!"

"Impressive," Loki said.

Peter frowned, "What about you?"

Loki, who hadn't changed at all, crossed his arms, "My signature look is green, black, and gold horns. What the hell will people think when they see me?"

"Ah, I forgot about that."

Loki chuckled and waved his wrist. An illusion suddenly covered him and he was in an identical copy to Peter's costume.

"Woah, trippy," Shuri said, looking between them.

Peter's mask's eyes widened, "Only until we clear your name."

"Yes," Loki said, picking at some parts of the suit, "Why is it so form-fitting?"

"So people can see how buff he is!"

Everyone jumped at the sudden voice. A red and black clad figure jumped down from an apartment's fire escape, landing nimbly in front of them. Two katanas were strapped to their back and several pockets on their belt that held more knives and a pistol. Peter calmed himself and gave a small wave.

"So you guys remember that thing I was supposed to do with Wade? Meet Deadpool."

"Wade son of Will is also Deadpool," Loki's tone sounded like he was rolling his eyes, "And let me guess, your power involves killing?"

"The opposite, actually. I can't die. Healing abilities and such."

"A fellow enemy of death. Nice."

"Wait, son of Will?" Peter asked.

"Ah, fuck," Loki cursed, "I keep screwing up surnames."

"Eh, it's fine. I do it too," Shuri gave a dismissive wave of her hand.

"Spidey, did I hit my head? 'Cause I'm seeing double," Wade spoke up.

"Oh, right. Loki's not allowed to properly show his identity yet, so he's gonna be Spider-Double for now."

"Spider-Double sounds stupid."

"Fine. Arachnid. Creepy-Crawly. Arthropod."

"I'm just gonna just call him Spider," Wade stated, the eyes of his mask moving in a way that looked like a smile, "And you're Spidey. And then you are..."

"Griot," Shuri said, "I've been thinking about a name ever since T'Challa became the Black Panther."

"Nice."

"Okay, let me just connect our behind the scenes crew," Peter tapped the side of his mask, "Karen?"

A robotic female voice echoed in their ears, "Hello, Peter, Deadpool, Shuri, and Peter." There was a small chirping noise. "Peter, I seem to be picking up two of your suit signals."