The Chaos Squad

Introduction: How To Make Friends

Warning: Thoughts of suicide.

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Login: @let.there.be.chaos

Password: *********

Login Confirmed: Welcome back, Luke! (@let.there.be.chaos)

New Message Request: @King_0_Vines (Peter)

New Message: @King_0_Vines (Peter)

2010

Peter: Hi!

Luke: Hi?

Peter: Sorry, the introduction kinda sucked.

I'm Peter!
Wait you could already see that.

Luke: XD
To what do I owe the pleasure?

Peter: I just wanted to say that I'm a big fan!

Luke: What?

Peter: I'm a HUGE fan of your page 'My Way Of The World'

Luke: Oh.
Well, thank you!

Peter: I really love the way you describe how to be a better person.
And it's kinda ironic considering your username XD LOL

Luke: Yeah, well it's what everybody at home knows me for. Trickster and liar and such.

Peter: That's kinda mean :(

Luke: I'm used to it. Everybody loves my brother and everybody hates me.
Wait, why am I telling you this?!
I don't even know you!

Peter: I don't know you either but if you want I can talk about private stuff too.
I get bullied every day at school but can't tell my guardians because they'll get upset.

Luke: Ouch. Sorry to hear that.

Peter: I don't really care much anymore about the hitting. I'm used to it. At least I have friends.

Luke: How many?

Peter: Why?

Luke: Answer the question, your highness.

Peter: ...
One in person and one online that isn't you.

Luke: That's not bad. I don't have any.
WHY DID I TELL YOU THAT?!

Peter: I don't know but I'm sorry.
I can be your friend! :D

Luke: Really?

Peter: Only if you want to...

Luke: Alright. I HAVE A FRIEND.
Wow that sounds amazing to write out and have it be true.

Peter: LOL

Anyway, tell me about yourself.
I wanna make sure you're cool.
Not that I am but you know.

Luke: Fine.
Everybody I know calls me Loki so I guess you can call me that too.

(LUKE changed their name in the private chat to LOKI)

Peter: Cool!
Everybody I know calls me Peter because I don't really have a nickname.
Most of the bullies at school call me by my last name.

Loki: Why would they do that? I don't understand why people call each other by their surname.

Peter: I think you have to be friends to allow someone call you by your first name.