Jackie Dunphy

The incident

*Flashback*
Jackie's grandmother Dede stood up to make a speech.

"I would like to make a toast" she said. Jackie could hear on her voice how drunk she was. She had seen her drink multiple 'horny colombians'.

"To the bride and the groom, my ex. 35 years we've been together and you couldn't wait 10 minutes to run of with Charo" People let out gasps as the last words left Dede's lips.

"Grandma, get down from there!" Jackie hissed.

"What? Ah my mini Claire you are so much like you're mother, so hectic and the need to be in control, you need to let go and have fun, have a drink!" she exclaimed drunkily. "But seriously I knew they were perfect the day I saw his wallet and her boobs."

Jackie made a motion to stand up but her dad pushed her down.

"You are not fighting your grandma today." He whispered, still holding her down.

"Watch me!" She hissed but was held down by her uncles and father.

"... did you take your Claire pill?" Dede giggled at Mitchell. Claire who was clearly offended by that tried to stand up but was quickly pulled down by her husband. Who was now holding down both his angry daughter and his angry wife.

"Mom let's get some fresh air" Mitch said clearly embarrased.

*

"I'm Gloria, i'm Gloria, kiss me oh hey kiss me!" Dede mocked in an attempt to replicate Glorias accent as she was carried out of the wedding chapel.

Jackie put her head in her hands and sighed. This was what she had worried about. Her grandma getting drunk. It was a stupid idea of Mitchell to invite her.

"Let go of me!" Dede shouted and accidentally kicked down the wedding cake. Dede continued to make random noices as she was forced out through the door.

*

Jackie was uppstairs trying to finish her hair look. She was straightening it. She had never been so happy about a hair do. It looked really good and she wasn't even done yet.

"Ouch that hurts jerk" Haley screamed down stairs.

"Ow I'm gonna kill you stupid" Luke yelled back.

She shook her head. They were always fighting about something. Jackie looked back in the mirror and screeched. Her perfectly straightend hair wasn't straight anymore.

*

"Jackie!" Dede exclaimed as she hugged her grandaughter.

"What is she doing here!" Jackie mouthed to Mitch. Mitch pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Mitch, could I get to talk to you about christmas presents real quick!" Jackie asked giving her uncle a stern look and pulling him away from Dede.

"What the actual fuck is wrong with you! Do you really think this will end well!?" Jackie scream whipered. "Mom is going to go ballistic, not to speak about Gloria"

Right as she finished the sentence her mother came stomping towards them.

"Mitchell why did you bring her here!" She hissed in a low voice.

"Well she wanted to apologies for the incident, smooth it over" Mitchell explained.

"How nice of her to use her little mailman to deliver that apology then" Jackie smiled sarcasticly as she walked out into the livingroom.